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Jon as The Doctor

Sucker Punch | 2011

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Anyone following me on TikTok, I'm probably going to stop posting there and just stick to here and my Instagram. The edit I made of Jon today got flagged for "adults consuming alcohol or drugs", except there is no consumption of those things in it. So, I edited the video and cropped out any glasses, cans or cups in view. Re-uploaded it and they STILL hit me with a violation, only the second time it won't tell me why. Plus, I've had other videos removed from FYP because they supposedly showed sex and nudity when they literally just show two clothed people kissing.

Anyway, I fucking hate that app anyway. But it's just too censored and come mid September it's getting even more censored. So yeah, if you wanna see the edits go to my Instagram. I don't always post them here.

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[Music: "Stars are Blind" by Paris Hilton]

[A few shots are gifs by @garethamm I converted to video because they didn't provide original source links on gifsets and I can't find original media anywhere. A few cuz I was being lazy 😏]

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MAD MEN | 2.05

— What do they want you to do? — I don't know. — Yes, you do.

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Jon Brings Good Luck to the Blues from inside the Blues broadcast box | April 2022

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I used to think he was hiding a ham....huhhh?? Yeah our mans loaded..and in some pics of him.. I think hands down he's right handed??? Lolol...

He is right handed so...lol yeah. As far as that "ham", on The Late Late Show with James Corden, they played a game. They asked one another questions and if they chose not to answer, they had to eat something gross.

James asked Jon if he could show with his hands how big the "hammaconda" is. James starts singing, "cuz the hammaconda don’t want none". Jon smiles. He says, "Baby does have back." And he says it in a non-joking way. Ultimately he ate the bull penis and didn't show with his hands (cuz he's a lady y'all. He ain't gonna do that.) but I'm pretty sure "baby does have back" said what we all needed to know.

Here's the clip if you've never seen it. It's the last question. You're welcome 😊

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John does got it goin on dont he...I'm Stan just passing by 👋

Sup, Stan. Thanks for stopping by. And yes, yes he does have it going on. If I believed in the lord I would say he was one of the lord's most beautiful creations.

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Just saw Jeffrey Dean Morgan on my dash and it reminded me how much I can't stand when he's compared to Jon. When you search a photo of Jon and it pulls up similar it will pull him up a lot, especially if Jon has a beard in the photo.

And I HATE it.

Look, I thought JDM was cute too back when I first saw him in PS I Love You. But I never looked into him. Then saw him in cast interviews when he was on The Walking Dead cuz my sister liked Andrew Lincoln and I immediately decided he was no longer attractive.

His personality and aura reek of ick and douche. First interview I see and not a few seconds in he has to start comparing dick sizes and insinuating his dick was bigger than everyone's there. (Which, btw, tells me either his dick is actually very small or he's one of the ones with a big one who thinks he doesn't need skill and a big dick solves everything and those guys are atrocious lovers.) Even though it was a very tame interview that had nothing to do with dicks. Just super unattractive.

Sorry. Actually, I'm not.

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//NEW// Jon will be the face of new BetMGM campaign and will front a series of commercials set to premiere during college football games on Aug. 30.

[Photo courtesy BetMGM]

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My 2nd would be a hands it can be just hands scene or close up.

I actually just did a hand set a couple weeks ago. It can be found here:

https://www.tumblr.com/jonny-be-gewd/790273328391880704/jons-hands-bonus-hands-feet-requested-by?source=share

So, if I do another one it will be later on. I'm still gathering more closeup hand shots. I know there are more, it's just a matter of me remembering what they're in and when they're in it.

But the other requests I can work on.

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Jon as Jordan Sanders

Maggie Moore(s) | 2023

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MAD MEN | 5.11

— Say goodnight to your friend? — Good luck tomorrow.

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I'm still open to take requests if anyone has any. So long as I have or can get the media you want.

But pleeeeeease, please, please no super dark shit. I mean, I'll do it, but I hate it because very rarely do they come out up to my standards. I'm a bit of a gif snob okay.

Oh, and obviously I mean Jon Hamm gif requests, in case someone reblogs this and it pops up somewhere with no Jon tag

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Jon partners with Giata Delicatessen to raise money and donate meals to the Frontline workers at MLK Community Hospital in Compton | August 2020

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I just posted this picture to say I want to lick his armpit. And that's it, that's the post. Thanks for coming. Bye.

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Jon at Bad Bunny Residency in Puerto Rico | 8.16.23

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Jon as Paul Marks

The Morning Show Season 4 Trailer