Hey, the name's Jon Swift... Though I've recently found that I used to be John Smith. Go figure. Anyways, I'm a friendly guy, so feel free to talk to me!
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I guess even fairytale characters have their bad days. I guess that's a little tidbit moms and dads don't want their darling children to know.

So I get back from a business trip and it's drama central up in here...
You’d think that since we’re from fairy tale land that everything would be sparkles and smiles. Not quite the case.
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So I get back from a business trip and it's drama central up in here...

Wow.
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Fantastic, I'll pick you up Saturday at 7?

@jonothanswift
Saturday is perfect. Any time on Saturday works. No ballet classes to teach.

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Back from the gym.

Now to do... well, absolutely nothing. Sad day.
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Saturday sound good?

@jonothanswift

Well, the younger girls come in at about 2 ish then after that the older girls come in around 4. So any time any day after 6, usually.
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I'm not going to do anything ridiculous...

Jeez, I need a drink.
I wouldn’t know. I’m still underage. That and I couldn’t picture myself intoxicating my body and then leading myself to be extremely drunk. There’s putting up a mental block over it. Just a suggestion. But I like reading it away. Whatever suits you, I mean, I can’t control the fact that you’re going to intoxicate your body and do something ridiculous then have a headache tomorrow morning.
Just do what you want to.
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I thought it sounded like a good idea... No better way to forget about you issues than alcohol.

Jeez, I need a drink.
Jonothan, you’re tired, caffeine drained, and you want to intoxicate your body to add that all together? Either way, sounds like a fantastic idea.
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Awesome!

No, it won't.
Well then.
Oh, okay, then. I’ll see what happens when I put my pen to the paper.
It might be terrible.
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Hm... Well, when are you available? I can work around your schedule as needed, seeing as I make my own hours at work, pretty much.

@jonothanswift

That’s fine with me. Can’t wait.
So when are we going on this date?
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Not really, I'd love to hear it.

Well then.
Oh no, I wouldn’t want to. I’m not very good at sharing my works on others… Besides, wouldn’t that make me appear stalkerish?
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I was kidding about that, but good to know we're in the same boat on that one... And awesome!

Well, I was just planning on taking you to Granny's... I'm kinda on a budget. So wear whatever you want, I guess? I'm not really much of a fashion expert, myself.
@jonothanswift

A bit surprising? Why do you say that? I haven’t been on a date in a while either so no worries on that front. And yes you may kiss me at the end of the date if you’d like. I don’t mind.
Like I said, just let me know when and I’ll be sure to be ready. And please tell me where we’re going so I know how to dress. I’m not one for surprises.
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Jeez, I need a drink.
Anyone with me?

Also. Uh. Hey.
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Oh, well if you ever write about me, feel free to share.

Well then.
Just telling the truth about what I see. I don’t know. Anything that comes to mind really. And if I can’t write about anything, I begin to drift off into space and start making up my own characters that I’ve never met to write about. Sometimes, I write about the people I’ve met. Like I said, I’m not very focused on just one subject.
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That's true. I've met quite a few, but I'm not looking for a whole lot... They're all pretty nice, though kudos to you for catching a special lady. Not a whole lot; basically working my ass off. Yourself?

I guess I should introduce myself..
It’s pretty hard not to, but yeah. There’s only one of any interest to me at the moment though, but anyway. What’s up with you?
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I can second that. I thought I was lucky... but I can manage to share the love a little. I'm guessing you met plenty of ladies then?

I guess I should introduce myself..
I’ll second that. I guess I’m not the luckiest guy in town anymore though, haha. It’s great to meet you all the same Jon.
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Why thank you, I appreciate it. What do you like to write about?

Well then.
Well, I think you look extremely dashing in a suit. I bet you could make any lady swoon over you when you’re at work. It’s not much, really. I’m just writing a lot.
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adriana-pond:
There’s a magical thing that is invented. It’s called caffeine.
Oh, trust me, I know it. I don't think I've slept in days.

Just got back from work.
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