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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

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im glad better call saul took place before smart phones just for nacho's sake. u know lalo's obnoxious ass would be tracking his location and blowing up his notifications and studying read receipts to see if nacho had opened his texts. if bcs took place in 2022, lalo would've sent nacho like 34 "you not rocking wit me⁉️ I'm going to kill myself" texts until nacho finally responded with a one-word text

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laugh out of the other side of one’s mouth —to see one’s good fortune turn to bad

BREAKING BAD — 4.11 BETTER CALL SAUL — 6.03 | 6.08 | 6.13

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Vixen is like the best word there is. it's got a V and an X in it and both of those are extremely fun letters to say. it sounds both like some sci-fi shit and some magic fantasy shit. it has two meanings and theyre sexy woman and foxgirl respectively. i dont think we can do better than this

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The most dramatic moment during my Camp Counseling career at an all girls camp was when a girl got a letter from a friend saying that Zac Efron had died and one of her bunkmates ran out of the cabin and shouted “ZAC EFRON IS DEAD!!!!!” and the camp immediately fell into chaos girls were crying in the middle of camp and running around spreading the news everyone was yelling and the counselors had to look up wether or not Zac Efron was dead (this is a wireless camp so the girls couldn’t access the internet and check for themselves) and then get out a megaphone and be like “ZAC EFRON IS NOT DEAD PLEASE REMAIN CALM” outside of all the cabins it was insanity. 

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“My favourite thing was a bunch of people made a giant sign that said “How am I going to be an octopus about this?” and held it up during Pompeii at all the right times and it distracted me enough to sing “octopus” instead by accident.”

— Dan Smith [x] (via bastillewtf)

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black history month is coming to a closeeee but i have something that’ll help you draw black characters in any month! if it was helpful then hey… here’s my kofi 😏

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Every once in a while I think about how the Swiss have the cachet of “good chocolate” and Italy and France have the “good coffee” and well I don’t even really have the energy to get mad about it anymore

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Waka Ooishi - Hole, 2025 - Acrylic on canvas

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Monique Lhuillier | Spring/Summer 2026

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Moomin livery on the Finnair MD-11 plane that used to fly the Helsinki-Tokyo route

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