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Anyone remember him

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I got this at a yard sale near my college and when I picked it up this old man was like “oh the beaver with a pitchfork” so I corrected him and he seemed genuinely suprised and said “oh. It changed :(“

Anyway naming ideas for this lil guy?

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This is still my favorite use of this image to this day.

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there’s nothing worse than getting an email

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One time my roommate was up until 2 AM gaming and I took 2 melatonin gummies and instead of sleeping I wrote a whole novella about alligators so results may vary I guess.

do melatonin gummies work just as well as tabs i want to eat a little purple sleep goo

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I think I play Hitman wrong. Whenever I start a mission I’m never focused on the opportunities for killing or like the targets or anything. I just like the map. I’ll grab a disguise that will let me go anywhere and I just fuckin explore that shit. I don’t even end up killing them or anything. Sorry Diana but I haven’t left the U.S. this is my idea of a vacation.

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if she’s your girl then why does her leitmotif appear in part of my battle theme :/

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So I’ve been informed (by @foxdies) that this is actually a 3D modeling project, and NOT a screenshot from the game. I only received this image from my friend on Discord. My bad, thank you for letting me know, and amazing work from @KamiXaqui on Twitter! It’s so accurate it had me like 100% fooled, stellar work

Me after downloading an app on my phone that makes all cigarettes within a kilometer taste like lemon

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modding skyrim be like

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Me after downloading an app on my phone that makes all cigarettes within a kilometer taste like lemon

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https://youtube.com/shorts/XSauskHP7zo?feature=share

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hell yeah. this is dope

Dragon Mewtwo by yumidark

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...may I see it?

Man, it’s upsetting to know that there’s absolutely going to be a day where none one will laugh at Steamed Hams. Granted, that day is literally the heat death of the universe. And no one will laugh because no one will be here to laugh

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Just started playing chap 2 of Deltarune and uh. Holy shit. It’s soooo good, like actually flawless thus far. Go play it! :)

Also here’s hoping this becomes real (even if briefly).