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Why do they kinda give Damien Haas vibes tho-

I want them in my veins like an injection

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Cherry spot moth, Diaphone eumela, Noctuidae

Found in Sub-Saharan Africa

Photo 1 by sightori, 2 by sallyslak, and 3 (caterpillar) by colin25

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Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

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Five months into Trump's presidency, and we are in a war.

Did his supporters have that on the bingo card?

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Uuugggghhghghhghggh....

Such a shame.....i wish we had more sibling bonding with kratos and deimos other than them helping eachother and then deimos dying right after forgiveness

Im too hungry to....colour properly...too tired and hungry

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Been getting back into god of war again 💔

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For some reason while listening to the entirety of Epic: The Musical, I thought of an Wild Kratts Epic AU. Uh, here are my thoughts on who would be who (Also this is meant for fun, so no arguing in the replies please):

Aviva as Odysseus — because ✨Girlboss✨ (and also other reasons, but I'll get into it later)

Koki as Athena — She makes a pretty good Athena in my opinion; very smart, unafraid to voice her opinion, very good at problem solving. Also I wanted her to be a part of the main cast because of her traveling with Aviva and the Kratt bros in Owl Odyssey.

Martin as Eurylochus — For some reason when I was watching the black-footed ferret episode and Martin tested Aviva's invention at night, my mind went “I used your invention while you were asleep!” in the tone of that windbag part of Scylla...so yeah, I made him Eurylochus because of that—

Chris as Polites — I didn't really had a big reason, I just wanted him to be a part of the major characters lmao

Jimmy Z as Penelope — in Owl Odyssey he was literally Penelope, you cannot convince me otherwise-

Zach as Poseidon — Since Aviva is Odysseus, it just makes perfect sense for Zach to be Poseidon. Also could make Polyphemus a giant sick cyclops-like Zachbot or something

Donita as Circe — felt like it would be a crime if I didn't make her Circe. Legally I had to. ....also a Mannequin-Robot Chimera sounds cool as hell-

Gourmand as Zeus — ....look, he fit the bill for me and it makes sense, also he was the only villain that didn't have a proper role in this.

Paisley as Aeolus — I think it's a fun concept and look for her, especially as gigi's Aeolus (and like Rex could be the little guys or something)

Toodles as Hermes — Wanted Chris to be Hermes, but he's already Polites, so Toodles it is!

Stuffo (Aviva's stuff toy) as Telemachus — look, people say that a stuff toy is like having a child and I think it applies here (and what I mean people, I just mean me-) also I saw a TikTok of a guy lip syncing I Can't Help But Wonder with a build-a-bear that looks like him-

Salutations as Calypso — "he's not even a canon character-" *blows massive raspberry* Don't care! He's gonna be Calypso and he's gonna wear the outfit he wore on Flight of the Draco but recoloured! It's my au AND I CHOOSE THE CASTING—

Great Great Granddaddy Gourmand as Hephaestus — Originally Gourmand was gonna be Hephaestus, but ended up deciding on his great-great-granddaddy instead since he has a more Hephaestus vibe-

Shonita Donata as Aphrodite — I also wanted Donita to be Aphrodite, but I can't use the same character twice so her ancestor will have to do-

Dabio as Ares — it's just a funny concept-

Mama Kratt as Hera — Her outfit gives Hera colours and she's literally mother

Gavin as The Prophet — because...why not?

Seven the Octopus (with all those creature powers) as Scylla — because holy christ that final form was terrifying

Brad (Test Dummy) as Astyanax (The Infant) — So no infant is harmed in this au, also there aren't any infant characters in Wild Kratts-

The wild animals that invaded the Tortuga in Owl Odyssey as The Suitors — because I'm more than sure they were a reference to the Suitors in that episode

The bear that invaded the Tortuga in Owl Odyssey as Antinous — because the bear is huge and Antinous is the leader of the suitors....also the image of a big ass bear fighting a stuff teddy bear is very funny

And the Wild Kratt Kids as the rest of Odysseus' men.

I'm pretty sure that's all I can come up with.

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More Angelbite content 🍰

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🍎🍏 (he always changes in my art style lol)

Had a few days to take a break on comms to relax at the beach with friends but I'm back! Finished this between cosplay stuff and comms as well!

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the em dash calls to me like the green goblin mask whenever I’m writing a fic

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I recently have finished with the title card of Chapter 10. And since I have yet to finish the chapter itself (and I will finish it), I've decided to post the timelapse of the title card early on my Patreon!

If you are able, please support my Patreon. It's where I'll post Lore Asgard concept art, timelapses, Lore Asgard art that are in the more spoilery territory and starting with chapter 10 of Lore Asgard, will be giving a week in early access for upcoming fic chapters!

Membership is $2.50 per month (in USD, the price may vary depending on your currency). Though if you are considering becoming a member please pay your subscription on your PC/laptop and not on the app as they will charge extra!

Have a good one everyone! 🎃💕

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selfshippers seeing the worst fictional character ever

proship dni

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"What gets bigger the more gets taken away?" (Santa Monica, give me my uncle back)

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Has anyone figured out what’s so viscerally wrong with this woman yet

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A little drawing for Pride Month, and also to update you guys on my identity since I haven't actually done that-

I'm grey-romantic, pansexual and apangender!

Grey-Romantic: A romantic identity where one experience less romantic attraction in comparison to an alloromantic person (I'm probably describing it poorly lmao)

Pansexual: A sexuality where one experience sexual attraction towards people regardless of gender

Apangender: A gender that is both agender and pangender

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since pride month is coming up or whatever:

include aspecs in your pride. include aces and aros and those that are aspec in other ways; include those that are somewhere on the spectrum; include aros that aren't ace; include aroaces; include aces that aren't aro; include aspecs in relationships; include aspecs that never want relationships; include cishet aspecs; include aspec identities you don't hear about often; include our flags and include our voices

we are as much a part of this community as any other queer person

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Happy pride month everyone!

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

You're all gay now

Sorry, I don't make the rules