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I don’t understand how they make slashers so fucking hot and expect us, mentally ill hoes to not wanting to get railed by them until we can’t walk and talk??? Like sorry some of us have mask kink and wanna get degraded?????

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me when people are surprised to find out that Joel Schumacher was gay

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Not cool Mikey

⭐Includes Star✨

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One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach; all the damn vampires.

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Requested! The Lost Boys + The Doors Mood Board

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im not immune to how corsets make breasts look

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I think I sent that ask referring to the story you linked so no worries lol 💖

Yeah you did, I just couldn’t find It in my inbox until I looked in my drafts 🤣 it’s been a while

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"David gets turned into an older sibling by force"

If you were wanting this as a request I apologize. I also forgot that this was asked for but here is the link in case you didn’t find it :) really sorry!

https://jordanlahey.tumblr.com/post/655190345542483968/david-x-childreader

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“Blast from the Past” PT4

Pairing: the lost boys x reader

Summary: The boys feast and chase downs local witch coven and it didn’t work out in their favour. Home was home but at the same time it wasn’t.

Warnings: none

Word count: 833

A/N: my dumbass deleted the original post cuz I’m so smart.

The pain in your head was unbearable it caused you to awaken, at first your surroundings didn't seem familiar until you focused a little more and it became clear you were in the cave. You groaned as you sat up, the light hurting your head a little more but you pushed through it, you heavily doubted that the boys would have kept any form of painkillers hidden around the cave but then again that wouldn’t do you any good they’d probably just recommend you drink vampire blood and never worry about a hang over ever again.

You headed back to your house and funnily enough your grandma was waiting for you. Your body tensed, there was an atmosphere definitely but you didn’t know why.

“Staying at your friends again?” She asked. It honestly didn’t come across as one but you said yes anyways. “A boy? Or girl perhaps?”

“Doesn’t matter anyways, I’m sorry for not being home more I swear I will try to work on it.” She smiled at you and walked towards you then she embraced you in a hug.

“Im just glad you’re socialising more but please be safe.” With that she left the house. You stood in the empty entrance of your grandmas shop wondering what to do next, you still needed to find that damn spell and you knew there had to be something here what kind of spiritual witchy shop doesn’t have spells or anything about them? You tried closing your eyes and concentrating really hard on the spell you were desperate to look for and the sound of sparks broke you from your concentration. A green glow met your gaze in front of you and then it grew into a line leading up the stairs, you pondered for a moment before following it and as you did so the glow behind you disappeared.

The green line lead you to the door it basically carried on through that door and you were very hesitant to open it. It was your grandmas bedroom. You were never allowed in there, there could be anything in that room but you needed that spell. You opened the door but still didn’t go inside, the room wasn’t all that exciting she had an alter by her window, her bed and the bookshelf. Bingo. You held out your hand and thought of the counter spell again and a book from the shelf started making its way into your hand. You smiled happily it was your grandmothers book of shadows, just then the book opened itself to the page you were looking for. ‘Spooky’ you thought.

Taking your phone out you took a picture of both pages one was the real spell and the other was the counter, you checked the before pages and the after pages to make sure you didn’t miss anything then doing the same you placed the book back on the self the same way you took it out then shut the door like you had never been near it. You sighed upon entering your own room and sank into your bed. You had the spell all this could be over by tonight you can send them home but. There’s always a but, you were starting to enjoy their company you didn’t want it to be over except if you kept them here it would be selfish of you and whoever sent them here wins.

You spent the whole day thinking of this that you hadn’t noticed that the boys came to visit you, they just chilled outside your window out of sight of anyone else but enough so you could notice them. They waiting and you were so deep in thought that they had to break you from your trance by tapping on the window.

“Sugar, you gonna let us in?” Paul flashed you his cutest smile and puppy dog eyes, you couldn’t say no to those, you headed towards the window and opened it.

“Come on in but keep quiet.” You pointed to the door meaning your grandma was home they all understood. Without a doubt at all Paul and Marko started having their little nosy around your room all your trinkets and stuff. They were both so easily entertained, you smiled at their interactions with all your modern day technology. Dwayne was looking at the things on your wall trying to avoid touching anything. You noticed Paul making his way to your drawers and you basically pounced in front of him blocking the drawers.

“Nope, those are strictly for my eyes only, no boys allowed.” You tried to stay as clam as possible, the two blondes exchanged looks and work matching smirks but backed away.

“Did you find anything?” David grabbed everyone’s attention with such one simple question that had one simple answer. You looked at their faces there was a sense of hope in their eyes, they wanted to go back home the boys were itching for it. And with your simple answer you said…

“No.”

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dont know if youre still active since you haven’t posted in a while but i just recently re-entered the lost boys fandom & i wanted to appreciate you and your writing because omgggg, you were (and still are 😉) my favorite lost boys fanfic writer 🧡 thank you sm for keeping this fandom alive!

Thank you I appreciate it 🥺

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Hi I want to ask a question. Are u ever going to write a "I love you but you are not mine." Part 4?

Hii, yes there will be a part 4 it has been written I’m just not happy with how it’s looks and it’s undergoing some editing

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i don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about it like a sleeper agent

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The lost boys' incorrect quotes

so, I watched the lost boy and now I am in love with every one of em so here you go!

Marko: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you Y/n: 10 times 0 is still 0 though Marko: Jokes on you, I can't do math ______

Y/n: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it Paul: Just rip the bandage off. Y/n: It’s David. Paul: Put the bandage back on. _______

Y/n, to Paul: My life is in the hands of an idiot! Paul, motioning to themself and Marko: No no no no no, TWO idiots! Y/n: THATS NOT ANY BETTER!! ______ David: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB FUCK! Y/n: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS! _______

Y/n & Dwayne: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire* Y/n: We need an adult! Dwayne: Y/n, you are an adult! Y/n: We need an adultier adult! Get David! ______

Y/n: I think I need a hug... Marko: Good thing I'm hug shaped! *45 minutes later* Y/n: You... you can let go now. Marko: No, I absolutely cannot. *others join in* _______

David: And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse. ______

Y/n: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds. Marko: FORTY-FIVE SECONDS?!? Y/n: No! Four to five seconds! Marko: Too late!!! *Tackles Y/n as the other watch in amusement*

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foregone vday doodle but i'm still gonna post it !!

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Y/N: Here's a fun idea: we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing the person we're caught underneath with, we have to FIGHT them.

Steve: No doll, we're not doing that.

Bucky, nodding: Mistlefoe.

Steve: Buck, DON'T encourage her-

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Bucky watching the news: some idiots tried to fight a squid at the aquarium

Sam covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick

[Meanwhile]

Wanda: why are you covered in ink

Y/N: because i’m a good friend

Wanda: …

Y/N: …

Wanda: …

Y/N: don’t watch the news

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not my lost boys hyperfixation coming back :'))

Haha glad I can feed it 😁