my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think
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can i come be weird on your couch but you end up being super into it and then we kiss?
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Don’t open a bottle of champagne around me unless you want a tiny chair for your joint or other tiny objects.
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Groundbreaking: local homosexual takes thirst traps after working out
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The homosexual urge to get fucked by all your mutuals 🫠
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you ever hear about bleeding-heart doves
fucked up he bears a wound he has never suffered, and so will all his kin.
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why is there no emoji for pinky promises. what have we come to as a society
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Having cum in your hole 🥰🥰🥰
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Do y’all wanna see my ass yes or no
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🦙
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this is me btw
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this is why I we always late when @jordstrap driving 😒
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i see you’re mutuals w my mutual… when’s the 3some?
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Need to sit on someone’s face and ride them till I shot all over their chest
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i am telepathically letting you know i want to have dirty nasty freak sex w/you !
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MOST INFLUENTIAL ALBUM OF THE MODERN AGE
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love a good fuck on the balcony 🫣 (feat @jordstrap)
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