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Tot just went to twitter, wrote "well during the making of the movie, we considered Joris to be a mageslayer. A person who doesn't practice or is even able to feel magic." And then logged off without elaborating. Normal world.

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I'm pretty sure that Joris was going to finish up that sentence with "maybe even play in his team" but since lilotte interrupted him, it sounds as if he was dreaming of kissing him lmaoo (or whatever it is 10yo fans of celebrities dream of.)

khan is like joris's justin bieber. and thats sad.

(the french actually said ''il...'' so it Was probably ''maybe even [verb] khan''. but i doubt ankama meant it Like that. Then again he knows julie and simone so if he had a childhood crush on a man that's pretty unremarkable. I just wish he had a good taste at least...)

KINDA WHAT!!

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@laurencher he's never beating the allegations…

KINDA WHAT!!

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KINDA WHAT!!

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To me, Joris's taste is pretty much "whatever is funnier for it to be + feels Deep and Emotional enough for him to be snobbish about it".

Joris would listen to Ethel Cain

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This post is borne of me thinking deep thoughts of an AU where Keke and Atch DIDN'T hate each other their entire first live, and spent life adventuring together. And nothing else is changed. Kerubim is still insecure about people leaving and thinks Atcham is unhinged (but his sense of brotherly love and duty outweighs that), and Atcham still thinks Kerubim is better and is possessive of him.

What I mean is, I don't think they'd have a happy relationship in this AU. Also I think Atcham would send Lou letters threatening to A. Kill her, B. Kill himself as she watched, C. Do both, D. Telling her to kill herself. Because if Kerubim has other people, then he can leave his bald ass on the streets like a stray (literally would not happen)

I'm Kerubim. And I'm Atcham. And we're the "threatening suicide to each uther during every single conflict" brothers. Also known as Crepin brothers.

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I'm Kerubim. And I'm Atcham. And we're the "threatening suicide to each uther during every single conflict" brothers. Also known as Crepin brothers.

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Joris would listen to Ethel Cain

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ok heres my wakfu/waven oc sorry i wrote so much. In a few minutes ill add the text written on the image under a readmore. and also probably more text than that. sorry

The text on the image:

Siamont -Waven-era -runs orphanage -mute, no tail -Before Waven's great wave, he was a Sufokian fisherman along with his dad -He lost his younger brother (who he sort of raised) in the wave -With the influx of orphans post-wave, he started an orphanage -He's used to Sufokia's relative acceptance of less "humanoid" races. As a result, he doesn't want to associate with the countries because they tend to exclude or oppress "monsters" (He takes anyone @ the orphanage) (Arrow pointing to top drawing) -He's very patient with all children, but he has none for threats to them (mostly pirates) (Arrow pointing to his tail tuft in the left drawing) His tail was amputated when he was a child. Sufokian rogue pirate mafia incident. This trauma was why he initially stopped talking, he just never really started again. He still doesn't really like rogues. (Arrow pointing to him smiling nervously in the right drawing) Wishes the little iop would stop hitting crabs with a rock but she's so proud of herself he doesn't want to interrupt.

More text no one asked for:

He's very gentle with kids and has a small island orphanage that scrapes by on donations and goodwill. At high tide, there is no sand and the building (ramshackle. Siamont's been adding onto it and building it himself, mostly. As a result, it kind of looks like a boat, actually) looks like its floating on the water, but at low tide there's plenty of space for kids to run and hunt for extra food like molluskies and cwabs. Most of the kids' clothing seems to be repurposed from pirates. If you ask, the kids will tell you he sends the little ones off with the older children to take care of them before handling pirates by himself. Because they don't have much to steal anyway, there haven't been groups of pirates big or strong enough that he couldn't handle it, getting by without major injuries.

He takes on any kids at all that need help. This means trools, puddlies, taurs, and other less-humanoid "monsters." He does try to get children of those groups with their own kind if he can, but twelvians have a less communal child-rearing style, so most of the kids in the orphanage longer-term are twelvians.

Also, he tends to keep people in each of the cities aware that his orphanage exists. Many parents come looking for their children they lost track of during or after the wave. Mostly, this is where donations come from.

As a kid, he tended to be the "babysitter" for quite a few fisherpeople's kids, including his younger brother. He's just always liked kids, although he was less gentle when he was also a child himself and had a tendency to yell and get angry, which he doesn't have anymore.

Sufokia has a lot of pirate rogues who have a mafia-type hold on the Sufokian economy (source: wakfu game lol). He and his younger brother were getting into normal kid trouble and stuck their noses where they didnt belong. A pirate stomped his tail under his boot to stop him fleeing, and they toyed with him for an hour or so before letting him go (in spite of a lot of "well, he might talk- he could be a spy" type talk). His tail had to be amputated, and he just didn't really talk much after that.

His younger brother was studying to be a lawyer as he wanted to finally get some of the more open rogues behind bars for crimes that were hard to address to them. Siamont considered him to be the family's pride and joy, while his brother appreciated Siamont taking on the family profession with their dad and helping him pay for school. Their dad died sometime before the wave. Their mother was not present in their childhoods, and their dad didn't really talk about her much.

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found reviews saying that the dofus novel is actually really good as an adaptation and that it adds development to some characters and changes some scenes (heavily? or lightly? i don't know...).

salivating. maybe translating it isn't a waste of my time out of a weird sense of duty.

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The second illustration I drew for the fanfic "Fragile, handle with care" by @jorisjurgen

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relapsed. anyway (looking at my 3 kingdom hearts followers) this song is very roxas-core after he fails his promise to himself to keep xion safe (after she commits suicide by forcing him to kill her) — but hours before he dies too. i think it really exemplifies his state of mind after her death (at his unwilling hands), and after he knew that people were hunting him down like an animal and that hes not going to live for long. and that his singular year of life was nothing but torture and that people were getting ready to kill them both from day 1 like slaughter animals. and that he and xion (dead, and being quickly erased from his mind, despite him mumbling her name to himself again and again to will that not to happen) are still nothing but cattle to everyone else, and nobody will care that they're both dead.

anyway how are we feeling after this paragraph i just typed out.

thinking about khdays is the myselfkiller. i will not think about khdays lest i want to fucking die.

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thinking about khdays is the myselfkiller. i will not think about khdays lest i want to fucking die.

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some may say that i am literally translating some random bullshit that nobody cares about and that novelizations of movies and games always kinda suck, but as a person who survived experiencing "kingdom hearts days" in every way possible, i am waaaay too curious about adaptations of things in different mediums now. (though yeah. this IS some random bullshit nobody cares about. sfgjnsfg)

(context: kingdom hearts days is known for being the most well written kingdom hearts game. it had a bad ending and is legally classifiable as a psychological horror. no esteemed deeds happen there and only suffering is present and also everyone dies. it was also co-written by the author of its novelization, the novelization that is notably Really Fucking Good and uses its medium to tell the story of khdays just as well as the game does and also explore the characters whose POV is not shown. BUT WHAT IS MORE FUNNY!!!! is that kh days also has a fucking MANGA adaptation. which is ALSO good and explores the characters too, but in different ways. and i cried for two hours after finishing the GAME and then the manga and then the fucking novel. so this game brought me solid 6 hours of crying in total.)

What I mean by this is that even if this novel tells the exact same story as the movie, there are bound to be differences due to the medium, and, due to its textual nature, we will get some info that we never had in the movie. anyway i am at page 20. which officially marks me having translated 10% of the book.

ypou wouldnt last an hour in the asylim i put myself in