joroakeu
joroakeu
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joroakeu · 5 hours ago
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joroakeu · 1 day ago
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Had to spend $225 on business casual clothing because I own none since I've mostly been a blue collar worker. That much money netted me a single pair of pants, 2 polos, and one pair of shoes. Putting curses on everyone's bloodline involved in making a pair of pants $65 and mid-tier shoes $110.
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joroakeu · 1 day ago
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having a 'cutesy' art style whilst primarily being into gritty or adult media literally feels like this
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joroakeu · 2 days ago
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joroakeu · 2 days ago
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people are always talking about how they accept & support neurodivergent people but still jump and gasp when they notice me lurking in the shadows
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joroakeu · 3 days ago
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joroakeu · 3 days ago
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joroakeu · 4 days ago
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Sometimes I see a book review that's like "THIS BOOK 👉 📖 is SICK 🤢 and TWISTED 😵‍💫 Not only are there TORTURE SCENES 😵🩸 against WOMEN 🙋‍♀️ (anti feminist much????! 😡) but also SEX 🫂 VIOLENCE 🔪 and RELIGIOUS TRAUMA?? 🙏⛪ (random???? 🫥🤔) I would NOT RECOMMEND THIS BOOK 🙅❌ to ANYONE ‼️‼️ it is PERVERSE 🤨 and WEIRD!!! 😱 I did NOT expect this from THIS BOOK!!.! 😤" and the book is titled The Twisted Pervert's Guide to Torture and Lesbian Nun Sex
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joroakeu · 4 days ago
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any printer born after 2007 can't print... all they know is bluetooth , hide they usb port, tray feed error, be out of magenta , eat paper & tell HP my social security number
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joroakeu · 4 days ago
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Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000
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joroakeu · 4 days ago
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at literally any given moment my life could be improved by having a giant beverage. Like even if I already have one maybe I need another for later.
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joroakeu · 5 days ago
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Cunty little thing isnt it
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joroakeu · 5 days ago
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This wont upload but at least i get to see it mocking me. Actually i think this should be the default error icon
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joroakeu · 5 days ago
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joroakeu · 6 days ago
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New hat to add to the rotation
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joroakeu · 7 days ago
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I’ve never come across a more threatening magnet
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