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My old Starstable shirt from 2017 ♡

did sse want to get into their first advertising investigation for lying about where the shirt was made lmao.

I also had the one with the love heart made up of the old model Arabian silhouettes but I think I got rid of it. sad. But I did keep the tags.

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lil summer dress Anne :-)

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Finished this drawing!!

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Creatures of Jorvik

Deer-Horse Edition

These creatures are deer-like horses, carrying both horse and deer features. These rare creatures are found only in Jorvik and can be domesticated to be ridden or to pull carriages/sleighs. The Kalters heavily use these creatures in their daily life.

Often times, Deer-Horses are often used to support the possibility of other mythical creatures existing. After all, if these strange creatures exist, surely other mythical creatures can be found on Jorvik - at least the horse ones anyway.

Unlike horses, these creatures have cloven hooves and have seasonal antlers, like deer. Males can grow antlers, females can not. Earik females, however, do have antlers. There are several different species.

HJORTENSIA

Very similar to chital (spotted) deer, these deer-horses live in mountain forests, typically found in the Valley of the Frozen Mist or Winter Valley.

They have dark red to rusty red coats with a white mane and tail. They have spotted backs even as adults.

They are easily startled but very sociable.

FAWNCY

They live in woodlands, typically in the Wildwoods, Mistfall Forest or Hollow Woods. They can be found in Winter Valley too.

With reddish brown coats in the spring and summer months and grayish brown coats in the fall and winter months, these deer-horses are reminiscent of white-tailed deer. They have a white mane and tail, with white underbellies. As younglings, they have spotted backs.

They are incredibly shy and easily startled.

EARIK

Favourited by the Kalters, these deer-horses live in the winter mountain regions, like Valley of the Hidden Dinosaur, Valley of Frozen Mist and Winter Valley.

Their coats vary from off-white to dark brown coats, having white manes and tails. Both genders carry antlers, much like caribou.

They are intelligent, curious and very sociable.

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Fuck you, Firgrove! If you're dumb enough to be a cowboy this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Camp Western. Runaway animals! Shit on the ground!! Wolves!!! If you think that you're gonna survive four weeks at Camp Western, you can kiss my ass! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll mine gold for this bullshit! Guaranteed! If you find a different festival, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!! You heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!! Bring your cowboy hat, bring your Star Coins, bring your horse! We'll fight it! That's Right! We'll fight your horse! Because at Camp Western, you're fucked six way to Silverglade! Take a hike to Camp Western! Home of OSHA violating mud races! That's right, mud races! How does it work? If you can race down a muddy road and not break your horse’s legs, you get six summer tokens. Don't wait, don't delay. Don't fuck with us, or the bull will rip your nuts off! Only at Camp Western: The only festival that tells you to fuck off! Hurry up, asshole! The wolves chase you the minute after you leave the ranch, and you better not stop running or you're a dead motherfucker! Go to hell! Camp Western: Firgrove’s filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest son of bitch animals on the island of Jorvik. Guaranteed!

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didn't they also lay off or stop working with a dozen good artists and designers. and didn't they also use AI previously. funny.

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I was going to post some old pixel art from awhile ago but the girls heads got cut off in procreate :''')

luckily I had a screenshot of Linda before she was beheaded

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OH THEY HAVE GIVEN MODERN TEXTURES TO JORVIK STABLES

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Aww someone liked the blue rat

Hey, Psst.... You did not see this post buuuut

Here is a thing teehee :3

you're one smart cookie, put these two together...

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i got this star unstable t-shirt HOWEVER i don’t remember redeeming a code for it nor do i remember when they would have given this too me. It appeared in my inbox after i logged in after about 3 weeks

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Wait- wasn't there a mentioning of Herman's castle in one of the "return of herman" -quest line?

I'm replaying the summer riders, how come we never talk about Herman owning a whole castle 😭

I hope they mention it in game one day

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Just regular day in sso

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did ur oc go to school on jorvik. if so what was it like for them

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They're the same picture

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Hey, Psst.... You did not see this post buuuut

Here is a thing teehee :3

you're one smart cookie, put these two together...

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as someone who was a staunch defender of the player character update i do have to say i really do feel a bit betrayed that even a whole 2 years later sso has failed to branch out with additional body types or really any afro textured hairs despite having such promising concept art. the update was a step in the right direction but its so disheartening when they don’t deliver