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I literally went to Swinburne TAFE in 2019. I hated it. Didn’t learn anything. Hate Jessie Garlick. I hate the English teacher I had. I hate Ann Baxter. I hate them all. Don’t care that it was 3.5 years ago, I hate them all

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I’m 21

High school

“Joseph what do you think of Thomas white”

Literally Joseph:

“The nerd. He looks white.”

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Rant about Ethan Newnham

Literally him

“Oh no… blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah”

Literally me:

“Ok… we’re not friends.”!

“You messaged me though.”

Literally ethan :

“Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah”

Literaly joseph:

“You’re ethan Newnham though. Even if you never started talking me at school, I just still have an outlook on you.”

I don’t need to waste my breath.

You’re Ethan Newnham.

I don’t need to waste my breath explaining about what other people think of you. “

Friends

- Thomas white

Nerd

Group of girls

Not close

Your only friend is Thomas white.

No one else is close.

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Rant about Marcus Wei

So ok, so this is how it works? So Joseph isn’t allowed to spread rumours about you but you’re allowed to literally to spread rumours about Joseph?

So you’re allowed to scream bloody murder and get the kid screamed at but Joseph can’t do the same thing?

So Joseph isn’t allowed to tell people his point of the view and he isn’t allowed to tell people his perspective?

So you want your dad to write an email to cutely put an end to the drama?

So you get to call the shots?

So you get to have a red carpet laid down on the floor and your dad gets to complain you’re getting bullied at school?

Is that how it works?

Well Joseph’s response:

No.

I get to speak my perspective.

I get to say my point of view.

I don’t want to be friends.

Ok.

Stop telling people we used to be friends.

Shouldn’t you know how bad this drama got?

I’m sick and tired of Tom leask bullying me at school.

I’m sick and tired of all this drama.

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#jessiegarlicksucks

#ihatejessiegarlick

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Jaguard

Two times released with Bane+

1 time released with feeder passives

That’s why they’re so expensive

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Dear Jessie Garlick literally I still followed jessie.garlick in 2019.

you are just the most manipulative and conniving bitch I have ever met, you are so disugusting and terrible and vicious and you just need to stop bullying me at school. I don’t give two shits that this is Cyberbullying you literally think you are popular at school when you’re really not. You are pathetic and useless and spineless and every bad word I can think of. I am literally writing at the speed of lightning and literally not making any spelling errors because that’s how much I hate you. I literally want you to jump off a cliff I hate you so much.

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The Flight Attendant

Season 1

8 episodes

Each episode is 40m long

Penny from the Big Bang Theory she’s the best

The gay coworker had a bad ass take down scene

Enrico was hot but he got killed

The white police man was hot but a dick

The black women has nice hair

The Megan coworker has run away

The show is very average

I didn’t like Miranda. I thought she was a b1tch.

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Instagram posts I’ve literally seen from my long term memory:

- Maggie Li in year 7 or whatever literally sitting in aeroplane because she went to New Zealand for a holiday

- Daniel hilson literally taking a picture of his math workbook and he deleted the post

- Instagram. It’s made for drama.

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Instagram problem with young people

Example: Taylah Field she literally posts a photo of her doing a popular girl selfie with her tongue out in her room with the newest iPhone or whatever.

Whose room looks that nice? Where’s all the mess in your room though? Where’s the pile of clothes that you don’t wear? Where’s your junk? No one has such a clean room. Even if you spend your entire day in your room, your room will be literally messy.

Chloe Robinson has a literal picture of her working at KFC or McDonald’s and it’s like… they’re not even doing any work though…. I literally worked at the local umbrella literally making $10 sandwiches from ingredients that were all bought from Coles and Woolworths. All fast food places are literally the same. Subway. Literally her name was Tracy Green and she literally says “I worked at subway for a couple of shifts and I hated it so much.”

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Patty Yun Yun

He’s hot

All his photos are photoshopped.

He takes the picture on probably an iPhone 14.

He must photoshop or edit his pictures.

I have an iPhone 12 and my pictures don’t look as perfect.

Even his bathroom, it’s so immaculate.

Normal people’s bathroom have a bunch of products in their bathroom.

Even his MacBook shouldn’t it be dirty? Normal people don’t take selfies on their MacBooks.

Even all his photos

What normal person goes to a literal jungle or nature just naked just to take an Instagram picture?

Yeah he looks super hot but Instagram is all fake.

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Cara Robinson she’s not a capable of being a b1tch.

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Instagram drama 101

1. You literally make an account from year 7. Your username is just Sarah.dunstan2314

2, follow people that you don’t like

3. Message people that you don’t like

4. Flinging insults in the DM section

5, drag all your friends into drama

6. People pick sides

7. People literaly go on group chats and Snapchat and all the apps

8, the drama gets really bad

9. One person wins the drama

10. Eventually the winner realises they’ve screwed the loser over

11. The drama dies down

12. The winner is like “everyone bully this person we hate them so much”

13. The loser moves schools or gets their account hacked

14. At the end of the day, people move on: people make NEW friends

15. People literally give up using Instagram or they continue using Instagram if they’re not nice

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I literally only took a picture of this because Ethan Davey all the way back in 2019…. Four years ago just literally said

“Something about a soy boy”

I used to spend like 15 hours a day on the Instagram app. This is what happens when you’re addicted to Instagram. Everything goes on Instagram.

Your entire life is ruled by the platform.

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Confessional

Everyone watches porn from when they’re old enough to know what sex is. So when they’re 11 or 12.

Everyone has masturbated before.

The problem with sex education in school it doesn’t do anything.

A ton of people still have unprotected sex in high school because they want to be popular.

A ton of people aged 18-21 (uni) go to parties and get drunk and have unprotected sex.

A ton of people aged 21+ have kids because they had unprotected sex. It’s never a funny story when you hear the truth about some girl you know from high school getting pregnant.

See. It looks good on Instagram. It looks good on Facebook.

But it’s always the same story.

“I got raped.”

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The reality of year 7-10

Year 7

Would try at school but not even that hard because people at school would talk shit about me

Year 8

Tried at the start of the year but the moment I got myself into drama my grades were nearly failing

Year 9

Hated it. The end.

Year 10.

Didn’t even go to school for a whole year

See? I hated it.