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very good things

when i look at my dog and exclaim “kisses you!” and she comes over so I can give her a kiss on the face

when i look at my dog and exclaim “kisses me?” and her tail goes ballistic as she smooches my face ecstatically 

my dog

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“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

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I know we all know that toph loves to cuss, but I just realized

She had an extremely sheltered upbringing, then when she snuck out to fight, she went to the Earth Kingdom version of WWE, which, if it’s like real world WWE, is family entertainment, and she never spent time backstage, she came she fought she left

I don’t think Toph knows any swear words

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I am an old person and tumblr is the porch

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I think, therefore I am (exhausted)

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One of my favorite visual gags is drawing a passive/bubbly character with cartoon-y style eyes, but changing their eyes to be realistic whenever something annoys them:

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Math proves that capitalism sucks and that capitalists are greedy.

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bitchsexual (adjective): when youre bi but also just, like, a real fuckin cunt, yknow?

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happy pride month to canonically bisexual bob belcher

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Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

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knife crow is a dad now omg