joshisodd

[joshisodd]

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Pappy, the damned dirty machine spelled my name Gaybriel in the yearbook.

Pappy I want you to smite them!

Pappy smite them for me!

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Emergency wolfwood smile for everyone who needs it

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Quintessential Horror Musicals

listed compiled by Karli Brianne Walsh

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I'm sorry I'm going fucking insane over trans people in sports issues the anti trans crowd has lost the fucking plot and then has the audacity to act like its the trannies who are ridiculous

I used to be of the "well the sports issue isn't really important to me its w/e I just don't want it to be a gateway into other transphobia" but oh my fucking god we are so far gone. The fencing shit is sending me over the edge. What the fuck.

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collection of various ft art

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“what’s ur favourite nalu moment?”

obviously it’s the lucy fire episode🙄

“that’s such a basic bitch fucking answer”

ALRIGHT U WANT A REAL ANSWER?

it’s the 2010 coca-cola ad omake where natsu and happy accidentally destroy lucy’s book and feel so bad about it that they spend forever trying to find it to make it up to her because they love her so much and then she reveals that it was a book that SHE read and she just wanted them to genuinely say it’s interesting and then they all start crying BECAUSE THEY LOVE EACH OTHER AND DIDNT WANNA HURT EACH OTHERS FEELINGS

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V2 should be glad I can’t play ultrakill not because I’d be a threat or anything just a general nuisance

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happy Thursday the 20th

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petpet

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[ERROR: NO VOCAL INTERFACE DETECTED. UNABLE TO COMPLETE TASK]

V1 IS TRYING TO SCREAM FOR HELP.

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oh yeah new ultrakill update that overhauls the visuals i dont think it'll add that much.

oh, they added a new death screen? what's it look li--

im about to be on the fucking news

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Gabriel : Machine... I did my top surgery myself!

Ghh... Bleeding..? Blood loss..? Hah!

*deep breath* Nooo... haha.

Ugh whyyy... Why-why would I be...

*shortest vineboom ever*

*another vineboom*

V1 : Sucks the blood from your ex boobs, yum yum yummm.

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wear headphones :)

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As much as I'd love to witness more of your prowess, I'd very much like to have that body of yours.

Is that a strap-on?

Machine, I'll cover you in more than blood.

Fuck. *exhale* Shit. Fuck-God! mmmm-ohohoho. fuck. fuck. h-Harder, Machine. Mph! *whimper* Hah... Come on!

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Sorry for this. I promise this is the worst thing I'll ever post. Unless he somehow manages to do something worse.

I can't really provide the audio sources in a neat way because this is 6 clips stuck together.

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wear headphones :)

Transcript:

As much as I'd love to witness more of your prowess, I'd very much like to have that body of yours.

Is that a strap-on?

Machine, I'll cover you in more than blood.

Fuck. *exhale* Shit. Fuck-God! mmmm-ohohoho. fuck. fuck. h-Harder, Machine. Mph! *whimper* Hah... Come on!

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Sorry for this. I promise this is the worst thing I'll ever post. Unless he somehow manages to do something worse.

I can't really provide the audio sources in a neat way because this is 6 clips stuck together.

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Gabriel: Machine, I’m afraid I am on my period.

The pain is excruciating.

I... I’m sorry?

You... You’ll… You'll eat it for me?

V1: Yes. Yummy :]

Gabriel: Machine! That is not- Agh.

I mean I suppose it could provide sustenance for you, but I- Agh.

H-hold on.

V1: YAYYY.

Gabriel: *sighs* Eat well, Machine.

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Liked a post abt a character just to read the comments and realize that everyone either has shit takes on a character OR just boring takes. Please someone blow my mind

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happy Thursday the 20th