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top 10 Miles Kane facts (real not fake)

Hides in a shell when nervous

Pulls out a gun if the crowd isnt singing along

Has another secret, more cool dog named Brutus, who can do sick skateboarding tricks

Has never actually played the guitar it is simply group psychosis if you think you have seen him play one

Wears magic gloves to bed to make his fingers sexier

Has a weekly routine called “Wanker Wednesday” where he looks in the mirror to experience ego death

Keeps kraft singles in his fridge not because its a good cheese but because he relates to them for being single

Calls the plastic wrapping on kraft singles “the cheese condom”

Hides at the top of the stairs and throws socks at anyone who tries to go upstairs to use the bathroom

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This is Captain Kirk of the USS Enterprise speaking. We’ve entered the orbit of a planet not terribly unlike our own… save that it is exclusively populated by petty old queens.

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as your doctor and ur boytoy,

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I'm here/ I'm home

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Tumblr used to be so funny. There was a shoplifting community there was rabies pride

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"enthusiastic consent" "dubcon" "noncon" ???con where we're both so neurotic and strange about vulnerability and emotional and physical expression that it'd take a crack team of philosophers to figure out whether anything about what we did together was consensual or even semiotically definable as sex

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This video is just 4 minutes of horses in a large stable and it is one of the most viewed videos on YouTube.

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i know her heart was in the right place but my mom wrote this in the funniest way possible

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IG@lo.pony

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GIRLIAM ⭐️

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in my dream last night i was in a target and in the dvd section was a copy of trainspotting but instead of the normal poster it looked like this and was called 'cuddyspotting (house)'

the dvd inside was the movie trainspotting - someone just made this the cover 😭😭😭?????

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Period cramps so bad you start hitting the Ewan McGregor Trainspotting pose 👇👇👇

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