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a little old doodle of a arlefuri mew mew au

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once again mentioning your header and pfp because I'm giggling over it. Like Arlecchino you already got the gnosis don't take Furina too

~ Arlefuri Anon

Is just great, greedy harbinger wanting to steal her gf

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I keep sending asks repeatedly and I'm so sorry I'm just trying to sleep but my mind is many thoughts head full with Arlefuri and I just thought about when Arlecchino went to Snezhnaya for two weeks after Furina proposed to her that The Tsaritsa said she hopes for a wedding invitation

The Tsaritsa is 100% supportive of Arlefuri because she too fell for a Hydro Archon(my Tsaritsa x Egeria crack ship)

although I'm making it sad because The Tsaritsa and Egeria were engaged but Egeria died before they could get married

~ Arlefuri Anon

The Tsaritsa as the weeding already fully planned

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sending another ask because NOW I'M THINKING ABOUT THE TSARITSA X EGERIA. I CAN'T WIN

For a while I've liked to imagine that The Tsaritsa knew that Furina wasn't the actual Archon. I imagine that before her death, Egeria would invite The Tsaritsa to Fontaine (and vice versa) and during one of those visits, The Tsaritsa actually met Focalors and got to know her, also with her interacting or at least seeing Focalors during other visits before Egeria's death. So when Furina introduces herself as Focalors she immediately knows that Furina isn't Focalors because Focalors was a lot more quiet and soft spoken than this and that while Focalors was unhinged in some ways she definitely wasn't unhinged like Furina's Archon persona. And although The Tsaritsa knew Furina wasn't really the Hydro Archon she didn't really care, she was still grieving Egeria's death(and even still is because I also imagine The Tsaritsa started her whole rebellion against Celestia because Egeria died) and also didn't really care what any of the other Archons did anymore

~ Arlefuri Anon

Ouch

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a little old doodle of a arlefuri mew mew au

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Opal once almost got adopted by Xianyun.

So when Opal was 7, Arlecchino and Furina took her on a trip to Liyue Harbor and while her parents were talking to someone, she slipped away because she wanted to explore on her own. Opal ended up outside of the harbor and a group of hillichurls attacked her, fortunately, a certain adeptus happened to be flying around the area and heard her crying for help. Xianyun took on her human form while taking out the hillichurls and comforting and talking to Opal afterwards because she figured seeing another human would be more comforting to Opal than a talking crane.

I feel like Xianyun was immediately willing to straight up adopt Opal until Opal mentioned her parents and then Xianyun decided she'd get Opal back to them, which she did.

I like to imagine that Opal was given a couple of Cloud Retainer's feathers as a gift

Also when they were looking for Opal, Arlecchino straight up threatened Childe because she thought he might have done something to Opal

~ Arlefuri Anon

Poor Childe, he was innocent

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before Arlefuri started dating, Furina tried to flirt with Arlecchino but unfortunately, Arlecchino is dense when it comes to Furina trying to flirt with her.

Later, when Arlecchino is in her office she's like "why do I feel an intense feeling of malevolence towards me?" and it's just Clervie's ghost cursing her out, saying that her bloodline is cursed, cursed to be more dense than a brick

Clervie and Focalors were definitely tired of Furina pining and Arlecchino being dense about it

~ Arlefuri Anon

F

Tho, I do think that Furina is good at flirting, so she is being rather blantant and charming, everyone realizes Furina wants her but either Arle is not intereated or has mad self control to resist her.

The answer is that she is dense.

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united against a common enemy

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tfw the entity put your old minecrap buddy into a permanent coma

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DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL! IT'S TIME FOR-- REAL DRAMA!! REAL ACTION!! REAL BLOODSHED!!

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Now say it another 999 times till he believes you

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That's how it feels to say 'I love TV' 100 times-

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is this allowed

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im going to lose it. im going to lose it. im going to lose it. im going to lose i

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Reunion at castle town cafe

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So how we feeling about the Divorce reunion lads?

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"The family's fighting again..."

*It's just repeating what it knows.

non-animated version below the cut vv