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Unless you’re trying to tick me off now, I really suggest that you cut the shit. Forget it.

Not until you forgive me!  

Can't sleep.

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Really? Sounding like the guy from Papa Roach, world peace, and headphones that don’t break are good wishes? Haha, what were yours?

I would say so! I wished for after about a few months of thinking, equal rights for everyone, the ability to speak every single language in the world, and luck.  

I wish I sounded like the guy from Papa Roach

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Whatever, Evan. It doesn’t even matter.

If it didn't matter it wouldn't have bothered you as much as it did.   

Can't sleep.

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Three wishes? So you’re a genie then? Wow.. umm, so much pressure. I’m gonna have to go for something selfish again and say headphones that never break or bust or tangle.

Your three wishes are actually good ones. I had so much trouble thinking of mine.  

I wish I sounded like the guy from Papa Roach

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How about this, you get a ‘hallelujah’ once you stop being a shitty friend and giving me the cold shoulder every time I need you.

I'm sorry, Jordan. Really.  

Can't sleep.

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Whatever, I know you sitting around in your room doing abso-fucking-lutely nothing gets really time consuming after a while.

Hey! I'm trying to be less hermit-y. I went outside today. Can I get a 'hallelujah'?   

Can't sleep.

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Umm….. world peace?

Good answer. You have one more wish left, then. Three wishes, right?  

I wish I sounded like the guy from Papa Roach

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Oh, wow, nearly forgot about you.

Yeah--I'm sorry for not being around that much.  

Can't sleep.

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Huh. Not a bad wish. What else would you wish for?  

I wish I sounded like the guy from Papa Roach

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I would, you know, to help a sista~ out but you see, I'd go to jail.  

Can't sleep.

Shoot me.

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I never said that I didn’t, hush.

So stooooop it. Or I’ll bug you all the time about it.

Fine. Fine. I'll try and stop.

Teen Mom is addicting.

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You’re such a dork, dios mio.

Yeah her. Hmm, I wonder why. Maybe because you’re a hermit?

You love it.   Okay, I get it! Me being a hermit is bad. 

Teen Mom is addicting.

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Thaaaaank youuuu. This is why you’re my favorite.

What about Grudge girl?

Yipee!   Jordan? We've been distant lately. 

Teen Mom is addicting.

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If you stopped being a hermit you could get friends easier than being a hermit and having them come to you. Don’t make me drag you out by your hair, boy.

P.S. Evie said, “You’ll always have me, Haji”. So you have friends.

Fine. I'll stop being a hermit.    Friends. Only two. You and Evie. 

Teen Mom is addicting.

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You’re obviously new to this but hi, I’m right here. Ignore Evie.

Obviously. You see, I would. But I think I need more friends than just my girlfriend. I need friends and then maybe, just maybe, I'll stop being a hermit.  

Teen Mom is addicting.

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Evan, I’m getting you out of your dorm. That’s not entertaining, it’s a trainwreck. It’s the annoying crying child in a restaurant. Do you really have like, nothing else to do?

If I had something else to do, I wouldn't be watching it.

Teen Mom is addicting.

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You shouldn’t even want children after seeing that, if you get Geena pregnant or she gets a scare or something I’m cutting your dick off. Then I’m telling her daddy.

You terrify me.   I'm laughing because I'm scared. 

Teen Mom is addicting.