jotnheimr-blog

[jotnheimr-blog]

“Professor Dagr. Doesn’t that sound so fine?”

Oh, yes. Sounds sooo fine. Well, jay-kay, it sounds RIDICULOUS as far as I go, but fine, sis, have it your way. It sounds fine.

Ohhh, Nótt, my sister. My dear, sweet, big-hearted, refined, cool, methodical, forMAL, STIFF AS A METAL ROD, NAIVE, DUMBASS BIG SISTER. OooOOOooHh Ótr, I love you soooo much Ótr, take my kingdom and everything I’m supposed to protect with my life Ótr, IT’S ALL FOR YOU ÓTR--

The rule over Jötunheimr is supposed to be passed to the one with greater strength and I’m supposed to be weaker - and dumber - than THAT??

Ahem, anyway. Is it seriously a good idea to leave the kingdom in her hands? I mean mom is still there, I guess, so that’s something, but still, Nótt almost gave Jötunheimr to a sleazy rat-face like Ótr and the whole situation that resulted from that was, to put it in cultured words, a big effin’ yikes, who’s to say she won’t do this again with the next guy who makes her all warm and soft and googly-eyed? I hope she learned her lesson and all, but who’s to say?

Whew. Since when am I the responsible one? Maybe that whole Professor thing isn’t a complete and total miss. Dunno. Well - what is this rubbish idea, of course I can be responsible! I AM fit to be the next queen of Jötunheimr, after all! I will surely, one hundred percent, make a better ruler than my dumb sister!

Honestly a teaching gig sounds really boring, ain’t gonna lie there, but who knows, maybe I’m actually cut out for it? A little? Besides, hey. If it ain’t fun, I will MAKE it fun. ☆ If it’s such a grand, celebrated institution, then there’s gotta be good people there, right? Not just smart, but also interesting to have around just in general. I mean, Alfster’s there. He’s even stiffer than sis sometimes and that scowl could kill a man, but he ain’t stupid, and he is capable of being enjoyable to be around. If he wants to. He’s a better man than Ótr, to be sure… I mean, that’s like saying that the sun is bright. A wooden log is a better man than Ótr. But you get my point.

Yeah… Yeah! You know what, this doesn’t sound so bad anymore now that I think about it. This thinking thing is actually useful sometimes.

You can have it your way, sis. You and mom take good care of Jötunheimr, and I’ll go visit new places, have fun and teach kids how to smash things!~ ☆