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Just wanted to let all the Judges from the Couch™ know that no, you cannot, in fact, do it better than the athletes, especially gymnastics. I went to a rave and danced for 5 hours straight and everything in my body still aches 2 days and ∞ paracetamol and ibuprofen later...

I hereby declare that I will join the gymbros to at least not have my body reach an even worse state at the ripe age of 22. Only yoga and prayers can fix this.

Cheers athletes at the Olympics (and those who didn't qualify lol), you're amazing!!

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I'm here yet again to let Tumblr know that if anyone needs help or just fancies to reach more people in a diverse way I can translate any work (even ff) in English into Italian and vice versa.

Ideally this would help me during my MA application for linguistics/translation studies.

Prices very low to non-existent. Hmu!

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are u ever sick w longing. and i don't just mean romantic longing. i mean longing for a place you barely get to see, longing for friends you no longer have, longing for feelings you might have left behind in your childhood, longing for creativity, longing for a rich and more expansive life, longing for less inhibition. longing for more passion. longing for ur life to be so incandescent w something it thaws all the frost in ur bones. are u ever so consumed w it it rends ur heart in two. do u understand me

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My toxic trait is starting Anne Rice's IWTV Book from Part 3, skimming through it and then devouring the rest of the series just so I don't have to 1. Allucinate the story I've seen already, 2. Wait until S3.

I give you official permission to hate me x

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Now this is peak Tumblr

I know it would never happen but I feel like Lestat would stand outside Louis’s window blasting “Good Luck Babe” by Chappell Roan on a boom box

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Rewatching Killing Eve from the beginning and omg Jodie Comer is such a fantastic actress. Like the scene is perfectly crafted, with her looking at the little kid eating the ice cream and the child clearly uncomfortable cause... Ya know, they can sense sociopaths or whatever and then Villanelle looks at the smiling server and JUST COPIES THE SMILE. You can see that it's the same exact face. Like she literally copied and pasted it onto hers but it lacks warmth, the eyes are still but she managed to copy it just enough so the skin wrinkles around them and it could appear real from a distance. But the camera is zoomed so we sense there's something. I'm amazed. How do you even do that, Miss Comer, HOW?!? Stunning. And it's only 01:41.

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Armand is a D&B and Hard Techno lad change my mind

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i mean you got to admit the balls on rolin jones to take one of the weirdest most controversial book series that was at once incredibly ahead of its time and also bigoted in some hilarious ways and turn it into a beautifully crafted work of televisual art that deals with racism, homophobia, domestic violence and misogyny in so many shades and how trauma can affect one's memory to the point of causing a crisis in their identity but still has at its core the craziest gay love story and divorce of all time. you dont get this shit anywhere else

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Girl YES I was like... I did have my awakening what IS THIS???

I’m just now watching Killing Eve and its literally eating me alive!!! 😭 I have never been in quite a chokehold like this before oml, Why did I not watch this sooner wtf

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Luke Brandon Field did NOT put his all into playing young Daniel as the most horny, desperate, pathetic, limp wristed, whimpering bisexual loser who looked up at that vampire with the wettest most submissive eyes and melted into him as he accepted the loving embrace of death just for people to say that Daniel Molloy is some kind of dom top.

Don’t worry Mr. Brandon Field, I saw your masochistic vision.

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Saw a moth in my room and in the span of 0.2 seconds I was standing up, turning the light on and feeling pure rage and determination to kill the damn thing, psycho eyes à la Armand.

Just spotted it guys, it's over.

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Do you think Daniel Molloy is having a Brat Summer or...

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do yall ever think about how Killing Eve would’ve been insanely popular on tumblr if it was about men instead

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who wants to be the eve to my villanelle?

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Just found out Rolin Jones "racebent" Louis and I seriously didn't even notice. I was like... Sure maybe the film did make Louis white cause it was the damn what 90s? 2000s? Also, baiting us with Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise. It made sense I guess. But Louis is from New Orleans and in my European mind that's just black/creole (forgive me I don't know which one I am supposed to use or which one it is even appropriate to use but ya get me). Like I didn't question Jacob Anderson being cast as Louis I was indeed "finally, we have the real Louis". ?? Am I making sense? I didn't read Anne Rice's books and I shall begin soon but seriously, white Luois? Not on my watch.

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daniel molloy character of all time once again: like imagine you’re a 20-something drug addict and a terrible journalist on account of being 20-something and a drug addict and you randomly meet a vampire at a gay bar and you think wow I might get drugs, gay sex and a story out of this and instead what you get is psychologically and physically tortured by his husband and your memories of it all erased and then 50 years later you’re DYING and those vampires show up in your life again to ask you to write the story of their happy marriage and your memory might be fucked but ON GOD you WILL ruin that marriage if it’s the last thing you do. and then not only do you succeed and walk out of it alive, but also with a bestseller, millions in your bank account AND immortality AND the knowledge that your annoying human ass was somehow the one thing that made that 500+ year old predator so mad that he broke his lifetime vow to never turn anyone. AND, on top of that, you’re out of the CLOSET.

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