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mutuals. kill 🪛 wait post canceled why the fuck is there a screwdriver in the suggested emojis when i say kill

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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One of the machines broke down at the hyperbole factory. The situation is frustrating, but ultimately manageable.

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that video of all those sabrina carpenters killing miku in fortnite makes me sad. it reminds me of high school

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i wish the version of AI art that its biggest detractors think exists was real so bad like if midjourney was actually an 'automatic collage machine' that committed mass copyright infringement every time you used it i would become the tgirl sam altman. Sadly its just a computer that uses complicated math to draw mediocre anime girls

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-me when im driving and i see a red light

-guy who just saw cauliflower and is about to invent broccoli

-me when my family inherits a desert planet

-guy who just listened to the weezer blue album

-guy whose banana is overripe

-guy seeing oolong t uuhugohughhhh my posting bomne🦴!!!!!!!!!!

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Couples shirt idea

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you would think something that's "super natural" would be really really normal. but it's not that

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"intermission" is a pretty good name for the stretches of road between courses in mario kart world, like it's both an intermission in the sense of a break between races and literally "inter-mission" in the sense that it's between two "missions".

but really since an individual race track is a "course" not a "mission" it should be called an

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i have a new theory called alive internet theory where i propose that the internet is full of real people and you can befriend some of them even and maybe actually kiss them and more

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"intermission" is a pretty good name for the stretches of road between courses in mario kart world, like it's both an intermission in the sense of a break between races and literally "inter-mission" in the sense that it's between two "missions".

but really since an individual race track is a "course" not a "mission" it should be called an