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Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone

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fresh, clean no-terf version for reblogs!

Your mom and aunts aren’t on tumblr.  Please warn them about this as well. 

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Trans joy is such a lovely thing to witness. Welcome to your new life, Luna!

Beth McCarthy gives trans fan new name

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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

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becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

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Hey y'all. Here's something for you.

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"... bought... copper... from... this... shady fucker... bad quality... zero stars... "

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Reblogging to save

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again but it is absolutely an example of civilizational inadequacy that only deaf people know ASL

“oh we shouldn’t teach children this language, it will only come in handy if they [checks notes] ever have to talk in a situation where it’s noisy or they need to be quiet”

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NEW PRINTS!

THE YIKES BROTHERS ARE OFFICIALLY IN CIRCULATION!

You can buy em here

So there's three different designs:

you can buy them individually, but I've also set up the listing to give you a cheeky lil discount if you get two of 'em and a slightly larger discount if you get all three!

as always these are physical prints, and the pricing is based on how long it takes to get the gold detailwork done by hand, since I use a custom lil gold ink blend to illuminate each print I sell

(also i know some of these dont quite LOOK like "YIKES" but you're gonna need to trust me here)

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the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

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Uploading a few things I've been seeing on tiktok lately, just wanna spread the word