jpbradley
jpbradley
JP Bradley
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my brain is 1d6 (scatter, daily)
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jpbradley · 2 days ago
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jpbradley · 2 days ago
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Since around 2000 in the UK it's largely been eroded to 'Yank' (derogatory) anyway.
i know "yankee" is the british term for all us americans but as someone from the south its bewildering to hear. that person isnt a yankee theyre from california. that person is NOT a yankee theyre from alabama.
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jpbradley · 3 days ago
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“Ho ho!” More Drawfee magical girl mug! Defeat the vile dark lord YouTube!
Selections from my shoot at Fanime this year.
Explaining this character to people that do not know Drawfee has been a real experience.
Photographer is @thecosplayerannual on ig.
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jpbradley · 3 days ago
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jpbradley · 4 days ago
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This post is not about ballet.
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jpbradley · 4 days ago
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It is morally correct to be horny on main.
If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn't have to be your own hole but you got to post it.
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jpbradley · 4 days ago
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@ho_mori
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jpbradley · 4 days ago
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YOU hates terfs
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jpbradley · 6 days ago
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It's so nice to see black men be vulnerable and fun.
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jpbradley · 6 days ago
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jpbradley · 7 days ago
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jpbradley · 7 days ago
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Nothing slapped my shit back into place like someone pointing out that the "genius gifted child with so much potential who got burnout and mental illness" is just the nerd equivalent to the jock "could have been a pro at sportsball if it wasn't for the injury".
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jpbradley · 8 days ago
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youve almost found me
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jpbradley · 8 days ago
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yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.
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jpbradley · 8 days ago
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Academy Award for Best Cinematography:
76. Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003, Peter Weir)
Cinematographer: Russell Boyd
Aspect Ratio: 2.35:1
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jpbradley · 9 days ago
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Quark & Grilka
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jpbradley · 10 days ago
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It's mildly poisonous. Not lethal, just enough to be exciting.
This is literally the most random thing to ever happen the FUCK you mean garak got turned into a brick of soap 💀
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