jsims87

[jsims87]

You lost my pen? This is exactly why I don’t allow anyone else to use my things. Nothing is taken care of and it gets either lost or destroyed.

heyyy bossman, definitely not Tim here, do you know where the extra googly eyes went? I have a reaaally really funny idea (that may or may not involve Elias's office being covered in googly eyes).

( - @funkybuttonups )

What!? Tim, please keep me out of… whatever nonsense you’re involved with.

[jsims87]

Tim, first of all, I know it’s you. Secondly, I would like my pen back now. I have work to finish.

How on earth are you going to buy me a new pen if you haven’t been receiving a paycheque anyway?

heyyy bossman, definitely not Tim here, do you know where the extra googly eyes went? I have a reaaally really funny idea (that may or may not involve Elias's office being covered in googly eyes).

( - @funkybuttonups )

What!? Tim, please keep me out of… whatever nonsense you’re involved with.

[jsims87]

How about you give me my current one, hm?

heyyy bossman, definitely not Tim here, do you know where the extra googly eyes went? I have a reaaally really funny idea (that may or may not involve Elias's office being covered in googly eyes).

( - @funkybuttonups )

What!? Tim, please keep me out of… whatever nonsense you’re involved with.

[jsims87]

No.

heyyy bossman, definitely not Tim here, do you know where the extra googly eyes went? I have a reaaally really funny idea (that may or may not involve Elias's office being covered in googly eyes).

( - @funkybuttonups )

What!? Tim, please keep me out of… whatever nonsense you’re involved with.

[jsims87]

heyyy bossman, definitely not Tim here, do you know where the extra googly eyes went? I have a reaaally really funny idea (that may or may not involve Elias's office being covered in googly eyes).

( - @funkybuttonups )

What!? Tim, please keep me out of… whatever nonsense you’re involved with.

[jsims87]

You haven’t received your paycheque? That is… quite odd. I could have sworn that I very much have been paying you. I’ll check with Elias and get that sorted away. In the meantime, I need those two statements finished so I can record them and I would like my pen back.

[Long, exhausted sigh] Tim, I know it’s you. I have two questions: did you finish with those statements and did you steal my pen again? If you have, I’d like you to know that this ‘pranking business’ has gone too far and at your next offence I will be reducing your pay.

( @jsims87 )

Heyyy boss man. I'm not sure who this "Tim" character is but I mean he seems like a cool guy. He would probaaably finish those statements, if he got HIS PAYCHECK! (In theory, because I'm not Tim, he has never got paid ONCE! So HA can't reduce my- I mean "Tim's" pay.). Also Tetris is a really fun game, completely off topic and this "Tim" person probably has never played it. (Expecially instead of doing work)

Annnd as for the pen, I mean maaaybe this Tim fellow stole it. I'm sure it was a very cool pen, and very stealable looking. BUT AGAIN! I'M not Tim so we will nevvvverr knooww.

[jsims87]

I need you to help Martin and Eilir with the Archives. Unfortunately, I am unable to be present and have had Eilir step in as head archivist for the time being. However capable Elias claims that Eilir is, I highly doubt that they and Martin will be able to tackle the whole of the Archives on their own. I will return as soon as possible, however, I have many things I must attend to first.

Tim… I know things haven’t been… exactly great between us lately, but I am still your boss and I need you to help with the Archives. Martin and I can’t do this on our own, especially with me being busy with other things. My new assistant, Eilir, has been helpful, but we’re going to need more help.

( @jsims87 )

I'll be damned if I step one foot into the-

fine. what do you want.

[jsims87]

[Picrew]

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-S. Lukas

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[jsims87]

Y-yes, I will remedy that immediately. My- Oh! I just saw Eilir. Excuse me a minute.

(Off in the distance: Eilir! I have another statement for you!

Eilir: Oh! Um, ok, I’ll get that done real quick)

Oh, um, Elias! I- didn’t realise you were on here.

( @jsims87 )

Ah! Hello Jon.

Yes. I have found that people tend to share plenty of information on sites such as these.

-E. Bouchard

[jsims87]

Oh! I uh, it- it’s been… irritating to put on button ups since the attack…

My apologies, I’ll find an alternative that’s more… professional.

Oh, um, Elias! I- didn’t realise you were on here.

( @jsims87 )

Ah! Hello Jon.

Yes. I have found that people tend to share plenty of information on sites such as these.

-E. Bouchard

[jsims87]

I uh- no, I don't think so. Oh, if you see Eilir, tell them I have a statement that I would like them to analyse.

Oh, um, Elias! I- didn’t realise you were on here.

( @jsims87 )

Ah! Hello Jon.

Yes. I have found that people tend to share plenty of information on sites such as these.

-E. Bouchard

[jsims87]

I... suppose that is true. (his thoughts: I did lose Tim because of that... No, I need to make sure they're trustworthy. All of them. What if- good lord, I can't even trust Elias! *proceeds to once more move him to the top of his suspect list*)

Oh, um, Elias! I- didn’t realise you were on here.

( @jsims87 )

Ah! Hello Jon.

Yes. I have found that people tend to share plenty of information on sites such as these.

-E. Bouchard

[jsims87]

Elias, I- don’t think I can trust anyone

Hmm. Alright then. I’ll take your word for that then.

Oh, um, Elias! I- didn’t realise you were on here.

( @jsims87 )

Ah! Hello Jon.

Yes. I have found that people tend to share plenty of information on sites such as these.

-E. Bouchard

[jsims87]

Yes, I’d rather not lose another pair of helping hands either…

I’ll send Martin after them. Elias, I’ve been meaning to ask you; do they seem a bit… odd to you? Like, their behaviour is very uptight and professional, which I respect, but… it’s just- I don’t know, something feels off about them, however I can’t seem to place it.

Oh, um, Elias! I- didn’t realise you were on here.

( @jsims87 )

Ah! Hello Jon.

Yes. I have found that people tend to share plenty of information on sites such as these.

-E. Bouchard

[jsims87]

Yes, I uh… yes, I believe I can.

Speaking of Eilir, have you seen them around lately? I have a statement for them to investigate that particularly resides in their field. I’d ask Martin, but he’s quite stacked and Tim, well, he… won’t speak to me. Sasha’s off doing who knows what with her new boyfriend or whatever.

Oh, um, Elias! I- didn’t realise you were on here.

( @jsims87 )

Ah! Hello Jon.

Yes. I have found that people tend to share plenty of information on sites such as these.

-E. Bouchard

[jsims87]

Yes, I- my team and I have been working on it. Martin's been... less of a hindrance, however my relationship with Tim as of late has made things... a bit difficult. That one newer hire has been almost obsessively working on the Archives.

Oh, um, Elias! I- didn’t realise you were on here.

( @jsims87 )

Ah! Hello Jon.

Yes. I have found that people tend to share plenty of information on sites such as these.

-E. Bouchard

[jsims87]

My apologies.

Oh, um, Elias! I- didn’t realise you were on here.

( @jsims87 )

Ah! Hello Jon.

Yes. I have found that people tend to share plenty of information on sites such as these.

-E. Bouchard