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So I started watching this show called Legends 招摇 and I’d like to debut my new favorite discourse reaction gif:

This is a public domain gif! you have my permission to use it as a reaction to other posts.

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"im riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" maybe use one of your medium sized dildos?

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trying to get their vibes down 🤔

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The Blue Prince Experience

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Wip of robins watching a(n outrageous) mobie

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I was offered sex today by a 26 year old man. in exchange of that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my tumblr. of course i declined because of my morals and strong will power. which is just as strong as ajox. the super strong bathroom cleaner. now avaliable scented with lemon or vanilla.

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Discussing baby’s future

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One of the funniest things about you Marvel bitches is how much you suck at making gifs

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I just want you to know that I blame Loading and Aspect Ratio for why superbat has me in a chokehold since January. I’d read some stuff with superbat before just casually (either background or not the main point of the story) but after Loading and Aspect Ratio? it was like a vice latching onto me and I’ve read sooo much superbat since and it’s all your fault (positive)

Hell yeah brother. Get absorbed

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you have to understand that i once worked at a lab with a walk-in freezer set at all times to -30 degrees (-34 C) and one summer we had a horrendous heatwave and i had to bike to work every day and i didn't want to spend the first hour of work drenched in sweat, still trying to catch my breath and cool off.

well one day the first thing i had to do in the morning was grab some samples from the -30, and i walked in and all of the sweat on my body basically flash-freezed and it felt so good. i cooled down in 20 seconds.

so from then on every single day when i got to work i just walked into the freezer and stood there for a minute.

i was usually the first in so nobody noticed for a few weeks until one day i walked in, panting from my bike ride on an unusually hot day, too breathless to talk, and one of my coworkers was there early and he started talking to me but I just wheezed an apology and put my finger up to say "one moment" and I walked into the freezer and then a minute later I came back out totally recovered and I said "sorry! : ) what were you saying?"

and he said

"how long have you been doing that?"

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Everyone clap for non consensual body modification everybody loves a character whose body has been altered against their will

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rick riordan off the shits