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omg its me :D nopony else this is me specifically sorryyyyy

A gift for a dear friend of mine

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A gift for a dear friend of mine

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here are more snippets of Trixie is Dating Celestia and declares herself Twilight's step mom AU

its mother's day

starlight finds twilight

hey we need to talk

twi: whats wrong

star: trixie

twi, sighing deeply: whats wrong with trixie besides everything

star: hey

star: also she's very upset you didnt get her a mother's day gift

twi: WHAT

star: and don't say you dont even give celestia one bc we both know that's a lie

twi: hey

star: and you cant say its because we're all her children, no one does that but you

twi: HEY addition from the fabulous @horsewizardart

if i may riff

twilight finally gives in and gets trixie a gift starlight comes by later "she really would have preferred something hoofmade"

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and another HC i came up with

trixie is forcibly acting as a chaperone for twilight twilight is like IM AN ADULT YOURE NOT EVEN MY MOM I HATE THIS and then some stallion cat calls twilight really rudely and trixie beats him up NO ONE TOUCHES TRIXIE'S STEPDAUGHTER ---

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MLP Drabble - Twilight's Great and Powerful Stepmom

ft: Twilight, Trixie, ???, ??? prompt by anonymous

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If Twilight Sparkle had one worst nightmare come true in a way where she hadn’t even realized it would be her worst nightmare, it would not be Trixie Lulamoon marrying Princess Celestia. 

You see, that would be her second worst nightmare ever. 

Her absolute worst nightmare ever was a singular consequence of such a bizarre, unsettling event. 

“Well, well, well,” sneered Princess Trixie, lying on top of Twilight’s office desk in a way that looked ridiculous rather than threatening. “When are you coming to visit us in Canterlot, Twi-light?”

“Never,” Twilight said, burning holes into her book. “Go away.”

Trixie gasped, placing a hoof on her chest, appalled. “Well, isn’t that a rude thing to say to the NURTURING and MOTHERLY Trixie!”

“For the last time,” Twilight snapped, looking up at the bane of her existence, “you are not my STEP-MOTHER because Celestia is not my mother!”

Trixie fluttered her eyelashes. “Not biologically maybe, but I know she is in your little pathetic heart.”

“Oh my stars,” whispered Twilight under her breath, forcing herself to look back at her book. “Please. Please go away.”

“Mother Trixie will only go if you give her a kiss on the cheek and tell her you love her very much.” She moved her cheek towards Twilight. “Kiss my cheek! Kiss it!”

Twilight spun around. “STARLIGHT,” she bellowed. 

Starlight arrived moments later, eating a chocolate bar she’d confiscated from one of the students. “Yes?”

“Starlight,” Twilight said, every word measured, “do something about your wife before I kill her. If she’s still your wife. I don’t even know anymore.”

“She’s still my wife. Princess Celestia is open like that, I guess? And I’m pretty sure Trixie did this for tax evasion reasons,” Starlight replied, walking over to the desk. “So, what’s wrong?”

Trixie spoke before Twilight could: “My daughter is DISRESPECTING me! That’s what’s wrong!”

Starlight turned to Twilight, tilting her head. “Mmm. That’s not good, Twilight. Do you still need to process your feelings over Trixie marrying your chosen mother?”

“Starlight!” Twilight exclaimed. 

Starlight ignored her. “Wait, does this mean I’m also technically your step-mother?”

“ENOUGH!” Twilight yelled, getting up. “Just because you married Princess Celestia doesn’t mean either of you are my moms!”

Trixie sneered. “So you do admit that Princess Celestia is your mom?”

“Aw gee, Princess Twilight,” said Scootaloo before Twilight could kill Trixie, the little filly standing under the office doors. “How come Princess Celestia lets you have four moms?”

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hahaha i love my new friend

i like the m: )

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i like the m: )

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I cannot stop watching the Bedman? trailer.

I have had nothing to feed my Guilty Gear autism for months and now my hunger is finally sated.

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Important: Please Read!

It has been ten years since March 11th, 2011, when Japan went through a cataclysmic earthquake, followed by a massive tsunami that has destroyed much of Northeast Japan. Thousands of lives were lost, homes were destroyed, and the effects of the disaster are still very real, and can be felt today.

If you go to https://fukko.yahoo.co.jp/ and put "3.11" in the search bar today, Yahoo!Japan will donate 10 yen (approximately 9-10 cents) for each person that searches for tsunami relief.

Please take the time to do this. It will take about 2 seconds at no cost to you, and the money will be used for a good cause.

Put 3.11 into that search bar, and click the blue button next to it.

If you did it successfully, you should get this screen below!

As of writing this post, it has just become March 11th in Japan — and as far as I’m aware, this campaign extends to March 11th, 2021 of various different time zones — so it is available right now, and should be valid until March 11th ends for you. (Any searches done after March 11th will not work, so please do it today!)

It’s been 10 years since the disaster, and the impact is still felt keenly today. Every little bit helps, and in the chaotic cycle of news it is really easy to forget about major events like this. Thousands of lives were affected, and I would really appreciate it if you took the time to participate, and take a moment for all of the lives affected.

All it will take is a simple Yahoo search and you will be contributing to a good cause. It will literally cost you nothing, so please take two seconds out of your day to do this.

I have a very personal connection with this disaster, and it is really important to me that this gets as much awareness as possible. Feel free to ask me about it if you'd like.

Please reblog to boost awareness. Please tell your friends and family about this!

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let's talk about dragona

ok i feel there might be some controversy with dragona so i wanna get in there right now.

i'll be using he/him pronouns for dragona since that's how his identity has been presented in the first chapter

first of all obviously it's only the first chapter so we have no idea if more about his gender identity will be explored, but considering this chapter seems to have plenty of topics that have been popular/in heavy discussion in recent years (dua lipa, covid, police brutality), it's entirely possible araki goes more into his gender later (i'm not saying police brutality or trans identities are new but obviously have been hot topics of discussion in recent years)

an important thing to remember is that gender presentation doesn't inherently effect gender identity. you can be a cis man who dresses fem (look no further than finnster), a trans person who hasn't physically transitioned, a trans person who has physically transitioned but still presents as their assigned gender from time to time or anything beyond and inbetween

dragona has been presented as a man who enjoys appearing feminine, down to augmenting his breasts. it's not been unheard of for gnc cis men to change their appearance to have a bust, and i'm sure there are even cis men who have had breast implants (or at least desire them)

it is entirely possible he's closeted and should he come out as another gender identity, obviously i'll refer to him as such, and if anyone wants to headcanon him as a trans woman, enby or any other identity and even resents that people use he/him pronouns for him in the meantime, i completely understand. i just thought i'd get my opinion out there as an amab enby who wanted to remind people that, again, gender presentation =/= gender identity. they can go together, but they're not inherently related.

also as a trans person i think so far he's inoffensive as far as gnc characters in anime and manga go but again, if you disagree, i completely understand, this is just my opinion

EDIT: it has come to my attention dragona's gender is still kind of up to interpretation in the original japanese text but my points still stand

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I did this instead of homework.

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sorry for mainly being turned on by losers. as if it's my fault

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every big monster yugioh card is named Absolute Tyrant King Dicksmasher the Primal Terror and every big monster magic card is named Borgus, the Beefsmith

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see im in a very specific place thats hard to quantify where my playstyles philosophy is red but the colours i run the most are Not That (azorius)

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if we weren't 100% seeing the end of planeswalkers as an mtg institution forever after MOM i think it would be really cool to just consistently have one wanderer card per set.

not like her own dedicated card or anything. just art and flavor with her on like this. sometimes its more, sometimes its less. sometimes its a kamigawa trinket shes accidentally dropped. that would be fun

so I had to go double check because I was like wait, the wanderer super did have one card in ikoria, and it's Blade Banish, a bespoke common depicting her Banishing with Blade. baffling

Iconically, she appeared for a fucking second in the actual story, killed a monster and left, interacting with nobody. That was significant enough to warrant a card, apparently????

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*Jin voice* For Science.