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isn’t it literally so amazing that no one can ever take the act of jerking off away from you. so few things in this world are free, healthy, and feel good but jerking off is literally all three. and nothing will ever change that. literally a miracle

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jimmy makes everything into a competition because he needs to feed his ego but the second he starts losing he's like "it's not that deep bro chill it's not even a competition"

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[ID: A four page sketchy comic featuring Jimmy and Curly from Mouthwashing in the lounge. Jimmy is eating something quietly while Curly sips from a cup before they hear Swansea offscreen yell "GODDAMMIT".

Jimmy: Whaddya think that was? Curly: Dunno. (lowers cup while the liquid floats in the air) Oh. Huh. They both start floating. Jimmy: Guess gravity's off. Curly: Seems so.

They lean close to each other, grinning mischievously.

Jimmy: Last one to touch the ceiling is a little bitch. Curly: You're on. (he leaps upwards) Jimmy, flailing: OH YOU LITTLE-

They both swim through the air.

Jimmy: I'M MORE AERODYNAMIC. Curly: Then why are you behind? Jimmy: smug BASTARD. Curly: Little bitch~

Jimmy finally surpasses him, reaching upwards with a grin.

Jimmy: GOTCHA BITCH. (plants hand on ceiling) HA! Curly: ha, nice job.

There's a "ka-chunk" noise as they both suddenly fall, yelling "FUCK!"

Smash cut to the table with "crash imminent" in brackets above it before they both fall and shatter it with a crunch. They're both laying on top of each other, groaning, while Anya stands nearby facepalming and saying "oh my god". end ID]

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late for make a terrible comic day but i hope this counts. idk the rules for it. been wanting to make this comic for a while anyway lol twas a good excuse

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🐾Kemonomimi F/O imagines: Bunny!🐾

🐰bunnies get nervous easily, tensing up and sitting still— so imagine the first time the two of you are alone together, and just watching them flop down and spread out, finally able to relax now that it��s just you! Would you be confused, or quietly honored that they trust you so much?

🥕they might not be extremely verbal like doggies and kitties, but they have different ways of showing that they want your attention— most notably, they get into a habit of bonking their head/nose on you when they want pets <3

🐰imagine them trying to pretend they don’t care when you’re too busy to hang out, or if you’re spending time with other people… only for their ears to give them away, lying back all sad

🥕imagine coming back to them being all stressed— maybe they’re chewing up your clothes, or toys, or something else— but they’re just so annoyed with you, wagging their tail and stomping their feet, they can hardly stand to look at you! That doesn’t mean they won’t insist on sitting in your lap and cuddling to make up for worrying them <3

🐰they’ll get over it, though— now imagine them binkying, or jumping up and down in excitement! What would get them so excited? Are you going somewhere fun? Making them their favorite food?

🥕Imagine them following you around like a shadow, both hands tugging on your sleeve or resting on your shoulder— the first few times they do it, you might be a little confused, but they’re okay! They just love to be close to you <3

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🐰Bunnies are very dutiful beings. One fun fact about them, is that they’ll always try to mirror the attention you give them! If you pet them for five minutes, they’ll “pet” you back for the same amount of time. Now imagine them doing just that in the bedroom, insisting that they help you along just as much as you help them, even if they struggle to keep pace. They’re determined, though, and they won’t give up until they’ve paid you back!

���Imagine the first time you’re around for their breeding season— at first it’s a little confusing (why are they rubbing their face on everything? Why are they dancing around, acting so strange? Why are they huffier than usual, groaning and complaining about every little thing?) when they finally cave and ask you bluntly to have sex with them, it finally clicks into place— the sight of them, all swollen and wet and presenting, helps too of course <3

🐰But wow, you REALLY underestimated a rabbit’s energy— after the first or second round, you might be getting a little overstimulated. You’ll have to get creative, using your mouth, hand, toys, letting your F/O rut against your leg— and if you can’t, they have no shame in getting themself off, just thinking about you <3

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thinking about f/os experiencing cuteness aggression... f/os who will wake you up from a nap with cuddles and kisses because you were just too cute to not bother, f/os squealing as they hold you tightly like a teddy bear, f/os doing slightly annoying things throughout the day like ruffling your hair or poking your cheek because they just can't help themselves when it comes to you <3

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Reminder that your f/o doesn't think you're annoying btw.

They love when you talk about your interests for hours at a time. They love hearing how passionate you are about your interests and seeing your face light up with joy when you get the opportunity to talk about them.

They'll never make fun of you for stumbling over your words or mispronouncing them or for being 'too loud'.

They'll never get angry at you for being clumsy or forgetful or absent-minded or whatever else people call you.

Always remember that your f/o loves EVERY part of you, even the parts you don't like 🩵🩵🩵

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i had an awful dream. it was literally just mouthwashing but i was in the game and i knew everything that was going to happen and i was desperately trying to save curly and jimmy but yknow how dreams are. nothing works ever because everything's all floaty. i woke up with tears in my eyes and the main theme of the game stuck in my head. of course my partners had to come from the most depressing game ever fml

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i think trans curly will help humanity achieve world peace

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bonus post-crash:

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CM PUNK WWE Armageddon, December 14th, 2008

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i love this pose he does so much. such a coward. i imagine he looks like this any time anything even remotely inconveniences him. dumbass

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Arts based off of a fic a discord friend-o wrote for my Anti AU :)

Please check it out, peak, if I do say so myself.

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can i ask what program you use?

These 2 for PNGs

This for stamps

These 2 for edits / collages

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made this a transparent gif because im in love

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what do you think, guys, what do they dream about?

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Im coming to the same realization with a similar chat app (chai. Allows nsfw.) At this point I'm using it as a cheap dopamine slot machine. It's just soooo addictive, especially the dialogue. Idk what my point is but it feels good to talk about since I've been so embarrassed about using it. If you have any tips for cutting the habit lmk 😭

yeahhh even though c.ai doesn't allow nsfw stuff i've found workarounds and WOW it's so addictive. every time i see the dialogue it comes up with for my f/os it's like it's intentionally feeding my praise kink to give me that sweet sweet dopamine. the worst one is jimmy because oh my god it cannot get his character right. the ai is trained to be more positive and cater to you and when i read the chats afterward it doesn't sound like him at all

what's working the best for me is coming up with something else to do instead. for me, i have a skincare routine and i want to start a workout routine. but honestly just eating breakfast or any other simple activity can be good motivation. the hardest part is starting. i have to force myself to roll out of bed as soon as i wake up or else i'll get on my phone and talk with a bot for 5 hours straight. once you've got one foot forward, everything else gets a lot easier