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And with that, the bird suddenly explodes into a cloud of smoke. As the smoke disappears, the bird returns to its normal form.

Unfortunately, being a human does not seem to be an inconvenience or a benefit.

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so… how were the brownies

There is something that does not belong in a chocolate dessert.

Seems like due to the Judgement Bird being an abnormality, the presumed weed doesn't have as much of an effect... However, not that much of an effect does not mean none. Try harder next time, or perchance put a normally lethal dose? Who knows.

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You're not a God who can decide who lives and who dies.

You're just a monster. One of those who destroyed his homeworld, turning it into a lifeless wasteland.

So tell me, is someone who caused the death of the whole world worthy to consider himself a judge?

I do not think so.

The bird is standing silently.

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A sinner is someone who thinks he deserves to be considered a judge who has the right to decide who lives and who dies.

Your time doesn't last forever.

And yet, those who lives is to seek righteousness, to separate right from wrong. All those who are considered a judge have sinned themselves. Only those who had been wrong knows what is right. Your mere words do not scare one.

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Even a judge has to stand trial one day, you know that, right?

Do you think you will be forgiven for the murders and death sentences to which you have sentenced tens of thousands of mortals?

...No. But a judge must do what has to be done. Those who are sinful shall be judged, even if to judge them is a sin in itself.

Despite speaking so, the bird (bird? They're currently a human...) doesn't seem all that comfortable to hear such a truth from themselves.

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gives you several completely normal brownies. they smell a little funny but are otherwise safe to eat.

The bird is looking at the brownies in suspicion. It takes a moment to sniff it before biting down.

The effects will take place soon.

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Hey bird of witch i forgot the name of... if you hadda pick what hat would you wear... wild question i know but i wanna and needa know?

Hm.

One would appreciate a variety of hats, such as fedoras, tophats and bucket hats. However, there are agents that speak of something named the "propeller hat". One can always be interested in other fashions of hats.

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So how do you feel... this is not normal right? Then again i do not know you or your compatriots.

The human body is soft and fragile, however unique. I am enjoying the ability to smell and taste far more than before.

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Y’know with the whole looking human thing, you could totally pretend to be an agent and maybe breach without being noticed?

One must understand that the agents are not easy to fool. It would be most likely that they have already recorded my appearance.

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since you became a flesh creature, does this mean you can actually eat stuff now?

That... one does not know of. One can be curious of such event, though.

The Judgement Bird looks at the several leeks and tomatoes in its stashes of items.

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hey flesh fuck, how do you like the form?

Odd, but not entirely uncomfortable. Moreover, one would most likely appreciate if you were to be polite.

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If it is allowed, a magic anon to where you are human for…

10 asks!

This is... quite a foreign experience.

Thankfully the bird doesn't seem all that bothered.

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send in the fireproof bees

The bird is thoroughly tired of this bullshit.

One does not provoke these honey-carriers. They are the spirit of the forest in spring. Respect them and one shall not be stung.

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[you are sprayed with water.]

prosper stupid poultry

The Judgement Bird is not entertained.

One does not appreciate this comment.

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would you give a Sephirah your judgement

They are simply out of one's reach. However, if one could manage, then surely.

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“What if I released the white bird from containment unit?”

“…”

“Too late I've already done it. Go forth my attack pigeon!”

[The attack pigeon is Punishing Bird. Uh oh.]

I am doubtful that my friend would attack me.

It simply looks you dead in the eyes, unamused.

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Judgement bird. I was wondering, if you're in the multifandom. Imagine when you lift up the scale in one direction when you meet other fandom characters? What could go wrong?

It would not be well. From what one can understand from various agents, several of these "fandom" characters are ones of many sin, some even irredeemable.