29 | If you’re following me for knitting i hope you like space lesbians
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i miss her like a mf...🚬
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during the work day my rage metre builds up, allowing me to unleash a powerful & ill advised special attack around 4pm
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i will Never deactivate. if i die this blog shall remain eternal as a museum of my greatness. a monument of my legacy.
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Once again thinking about Dulcinea's imagined life with Camilla and Palamedes. "It would have been very beautiful. Camilla would have had to cook."
She's thought about this. They were her best friends and she loved them and she thought about what their life together would have been like. She thought about who would do what domestic chores and what things would make them smile and laugh. I'm eating glass.
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Time for going insane about Dulceina Septimus hours
She died before the first book. She's been dying her entire life. She's quite frankly, sick of dying. When a real live lyctor showed up and killed her cavalier in front of her and threatened her she lied her ass off as a fuck you. She didn't want to live in the countryside, she wanted cigarettes and dirty magazines. She risked getting crushed into nothingness actually because she wants to tell Harrow something.
she's sick of roses and horny for revenge
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i can't say anything about this title or statement is wrong
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a woman being feminine is right-wing coded which is masculine coded. a woman being masculine is left-wing coded which is feminine coded. this disproves the existence of women
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its extremely important to read widely and deeply in a variety of genres. read obscure self published shit that only 4 people have read. read culturally relevant works of literature that have helped shape the canon. read horror. read women's lit. read historical fiction and comedies and nonfiction and hentai and poetry and science fiction and fantasy and mysteries and romance and good things and bad things and things u hate and things you love and things you COULD like if only the author changed x y and z and things which are beautiful but not meant for you.
doing all of this reading will lay a groundwork of rich complexity in your heart. so that you can write really good porn
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hm yes i like this character. now shoot him 5 times in a parking lot.
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HATE that were calling every recipe Marry Me [Recipe]…. Fucking hate that. How bout Frig My Clit Brownies. Kill Yourself At My Feet Pasta. Shut The Fuck Up And Pay My Grocery Bill Cookies (vegan).
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I genuinely have no patience for these clowns who are like "oh of COURSE it's fine for women to enjoy reading smut!!! but ugh not that icky smut that's BAD these poor LAMBS don't even KNOW what GOOD PORN is we have to show them the REAL erotica not that IDIOT SLOP that evil booktok has TRICKED them into liking because they're too INNOCENT to know any better we have to SAVE THEM they deserve REAL porn" god shut uppppppp and let people crank it to whatever they want to crank it to
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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)
Share what you got!
#wing of shadow and darkness#see the thing is none of these titles mean anything#so they don't have an effect on if i would read it or not
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in order to survive work you must have a coworker that you can just say whatever to
#shout out to my coworker who has to hear every third thought that enters my mind#he quote 'enjoys the chaos' and 'likes weird people'
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