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Swedish interiors

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Kaz: Do you have a self-care routine?

Inej: Saying "keep going bitch" to myself usually does the trick.

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Leigh bardugo’s leading couple dynamic of ‘we spend most of our time insulting each other and committing criminal acts and we should have never met but I would die for you’ rly has me in shackles

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everyone in gotham always wants to know who batman is but they never want to know how he is :/

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Yea I like truth serum Bruce Wayne but what I really want is truth serum Bruce Wayne that makes him say the first thing he thinks. No filter. Meaning he’s either just roasting the hell out of himself the whole time or being genuine

Bruce: [sips his too hot coffee] “try waiting a minute you fucking moron���

Bruce: [nearly drops phone] “almost ten years of ninja training and you can’t even tell”

Bruce: [eating his breakfast]

Tim: “hey Bruce, still having side effects?”

Bruce: [looks up] “they’re only side effects if I squint, otherwises I just seem sarcastic and cynical”

Dick: [takes a selfie with Bruce] “what do you think?”

Bruce: “we look like shit”

Dick: “yea, we do look like shit” [deletes photo]

Bruce: [steps in water wearing socks] “I hate being alive, it’s not worth it anymore if this is the trial I have to face”

Alfred: “just take off your socks”

Bruce: “I’ll take you off my will”

Damian: “I wished you leave me alone”

Bruce: “and I wish I knew how to communicate with you properly”

Damian: “yea, because I’m so difficult”

Bruce: “because I love you and I want to be the father you deserve”

Jason: “I fucking hate you!”

Bruce: “same. Wanna make a club?”

Jason: “… wait can we?”

Bruce: “see Jason’s got more self control than me, because if I killed somebody then I’d just kill everybody. Equality, am I right?”

Bruce: “god, I’d wish you’d kids stop stressing me out”

Tim: “well sorry we can’t be perfect”

Bruce: “who said you aren’t perfect? I love all of you so much I feel like I can’t breath sometimes”

Clark: [wearing a new dress shirt]

Bruce: “you could get it”

Clark: “what?”

Bruce: “I said what I said”

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One of the kids I’m babysitting rn just asked me, “Miss Amy, can I tell you a secret?” and then informed me that his brother does not have blood anymore, because they saw a doctor take it

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Anyway, I wish Alfred “you are bleeding on my carpet” Pennyworth and Bruce “your carpet is under my blood” Wayne a nice time in therapy.

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damian using formal language but its mixed with slang because he wants to

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The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner

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What would a Supergirl redesign from you look like (with both the show, current post rebirth, and new 52 costumes to draw stuff from)?

listen… i started this with every intention of drawing a super hero costume, but like… then i wanted to draw Kara in a letterman jacket and it got gay. sorry anon.

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can you explain the batfam to me like I’m dumb

Traumatized people fight crime instead of going to therapy and dealing with their issues like normal people

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Kon for years: I have a crush on Tim but he's straight 😔

Tim after Urban Legends: hey Kon meet my new boyfriend

Kon:

Kon: your fucking WHAT

Tim: my boyfriend bernard

Kon:

Tim: Kon, are you... homophobic?

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it’s fricken bats

or: nightwing, red hood, red robin, and robin + the comprehensive character profiles i’ve compiled for them based exclusively on the vibes i’ve gotten from fan content 

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On the subject of Tim's bi awakening, I think it's absolutely hysterical that Tim practically only realized because he was told straight up that they were on a date, like

Tim: the circumstances are bad but at least I got to see an old friend :)

Bernard, moments after being freed by Robin: man I really hope I can finish that date I was on earlier

Tim:

Tim: oh my god