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Conversational skill check: Work acquaintance mentions in an offhand tone with no discernible expression that they have recently lost over 20 pounds. They fail to elaborate. A response is expected.
Me, rolling a 6: 鈥n purpose?
#i like to ask 'and how are we feeling about that' and that usually gets me more into which category it falls under#while also getting them to talk about it more
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"you should be at the club" I should be working on my fanfic
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Hey guys. I just got laid off of my job, so if anyone has ANY writing commissions they'd want me to fill out please check out my pinned post because I could really use the money rn
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you have to be around asexual perverts it鈥檚 good for your health
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technically it's only queerbait if it's leveraged for publicity. otherwise it's just sparkling "your ship didn't happen get over it"
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Momo: I found the answer, how we'll defeat the giant worm!
Momo: I'll kill myself!
#tw suicide mention#dan da dan#dan da dan evil eye#first thing i thought of when she said that#sorry guys
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The little-known 10th circle of hell, known as "Favorite character is extremely popular but you are also extremely particular and everyone is wrong".
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watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change
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i dont lose interest in favorite characters they just get added to my extra inventory slots
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sending my hated nemesis a bouquet of spider lilies to signal the depths of my disdain but she's a really stupid airheaded hero type and so she doesn't understand the symbolism and continues to labour under the misapprehension that we are very good friends who occasional have violent lesbian sex
#NOT EVEN in character for either of them#not only did you make it about men when the post was about women but youve shown a fundemental misunderstanding#of the charactwrs you chose to tag#KABRU DOESNT HATE LAOIS#god i can go on a rant about it but that would be further making it about men so i wont
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Kabru
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Go to Hell you flapjack eater
Hi Miles :)
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Happy Birthday Kabru!!!





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I CANT BELIEVE I ALMOST MISSED HIS BDAY
EVERYONE TELL HIM HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIGHT NOW OR A THOUSAND SWORDS FOREVER!!!
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once you start noticing how many of the Sexy Thicc Anime Babez hornyposted across the net with fat tits and fat asses overflowing out of their micro-bikinis still have 24" waists and rail-thin arms and pencil necks you never stop noticing it
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