juiceastronaut
juiceastronaut
Just Trying漏
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A blog for whatever I feel at the moment. Icon from Delicious in Dungeon
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juiceastronaut 11 hours ago
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Conversational skill check: Work acquaintance mentions in an offhand tone with no discernible expression that they have recently lost over 20 pounds. They fail to elaborate. A response is expected.
Me, rolling a 6: 鈥n purpose?
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juiceastronaut 11 hours ago
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"you should be at the club" I should be working on my fanfic
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juiceastronaut 1 day ago
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Emotional support kabrumama content save me
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juiceastronaut 4 days ago
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Hey guys. I just got laid off of my job, so if anyone has ANY writing commissions they'd want me to fill out please check out my pinned post because I could really use the money rn
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juiceastronaut 7 days ago
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you have to be around asexual perverts it鈥檚 good for your health
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juiceastronaut 7 days ago
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technically it's only queerbait if it's leveraged for publicity. otherwise it's just sparkling "your ship didn't happen get over it"
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juiceastronaut 11 days ago
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Momo: I found the answer, how we'll defeat the giant worm!
Momo: I'll kill myself!
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juiceastronaut 13 days ago
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The little-known 10th circle of hell, known as "Favorite character is extremely popular but you are also extremely particular and everyone is wrong".
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juiceastronaut 13 days ago
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watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change
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juiceastronaut 15 days ago
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i dont lose interest in favorite characters they just get added to my extra inventory slots
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juiceastronaut 16 days ago
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sending my hated nemesis a bouquet of spider lilies to signal the depths of my disdain but she's a really stupid airheaded hero type and so she doesn't understand the symbolism and continues to labour under the misapprehension that we are very good friends who occasional have violent lesbian sex
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juiceastronaut 24 days ago
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Kabru
More like
Stupid
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Gay
Go to Hell you flapjack eater
Hi Miles :)
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juiceastronaut 28 days ago
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS TO ME
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juiceastronaut 29 days ago
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Happy Birthday Kabru!!!
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juiceastronaut 29 days ago
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I CANT BELIEVE I ALMOST MISSED HIS BDAY
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EVERYONE TELL HIM HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIGHT NOW OR A THOUSAND SWORDS FOREVER!!!
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juiceastronaut 29 days ago
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once you start noticing how many of the Sexy Thicc Anime Babez hornyposted across the net with fat tits and fat asses overflowing out of their micro-bikinis still have 24" waists and rail-thin arms and pencil necks you never stop noticing it
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juiceastronaut 29 days ago
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made me think of some of you <3
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