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I feel like im going to die from lust and iron deficiency

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unalived.................................................................................................graped......................................seggs..................................................sewerside................................pdfiles............deleting...............................

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wait, which one?

Never inviting my broke friend over again man my fucking dust particle is missing

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It is wild how confident these Owners often are. Please Gordon Ramsay tell me why my restaurant is failing, wait what the fuck do you mean it's my decisions and the way I do things? Suck my cock, you know nothing about REAL food, you pretentious fuck.

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In case you think the writers on strike aren't making good use of their time, think no more!

Only click the read more if you're fully prepared. I'm taking no responsibility past this point.

Help a guy out. He's stuck. Who's got 18 brothers who all wanna cook. (source)

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this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)

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the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.

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being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

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Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

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THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

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i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

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I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

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Tumblr thinking they got rid of me

Me:

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The chompers.