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my wife insisted that clifford should play basketball and that blue should wear her oversized jerseys

+ bonus blue

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extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

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not to brag but im wanted by some very important organizations

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i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

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My edo period samurai roommate keeps telling me how i’ll bring shame and dishonor to our apartment if I keep forgetting to wash the dishes. Like whatever dude, I’m not the one carrying on a passionate yet illicit affair with the daimyo’s daughter whose hand has already been promised to another.

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She’s a flirting master obviously

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I’m deficient in vitamins they haven’t even discovered yet

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Let’s commit health code violations with mama

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hello everyone!! ^_^ i am open for commissions again for the month of May/June! my truck's transmission gave out so i'm saving up to fix it, and as always thank you in advance for any support or interest! 🙇🙇

there are 4 different comm types available, a new one i added is flat style half body! tos is within the form below <3

you can view the form here!

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40,000 years ago, early humans painted hands on the wall of a cave. This morning, my baby cousin began finger painting. All of recorded history happened between these two paintings of human hands. The Nazca Lines and the Mona Lisa. The first TransAtlantic flight and the first voyage to the Moon. Humanity invented the wheel, the telescope, and the nuclear bomb. We eradicated wild poliovirus types 2 and 3. We discovered radio waves, dinosaurs, and the laws of thermodynamics. Freedom Riders crossed the South. Hippies burned their draft cards. Countless genocides, scientific advancements, migrations, and rebellions. More than a hundred billion humans lived and died between these two paintings—one on a sheet of paper, and one on the inside of a cave. At the dawn of time, ancient humans stretched out their hands. And this morning, a child reached back. 

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studied up

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I got inspired

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