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Shout out to the colonist I just rolled who couldn’t do dumb labor, caring, intellectual or firefighting but had a 16 in shooting and a 13 in melee.

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hey guys sorry i havent been saying much ive been busy FIGHTING THE SLUDGE!!!!!! AAAAAAAAA HELP HELP HELP ME ITS GOT MY LEG HELP HELP AAAAAAA FUCK FUCK FUCK HELP ITS THE SLUDGE HELP
#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#HELP HELP HELP I CAN FEEL IT EATING MY FLESH HELP HELP HELP#AAAWAAEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOAWWWWWWWWWwawWAWAWWWWW#non reblog#lol haha okay guys. okay im gonna#ill see myself out. ill be here all week guys#haha yeah#yeah
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oh my god. oh my godd.. i cant explain how much this is REAL.
goddamn +7 bonus, getting princess treatment he does NOTHING but pick locks for me, and he STILL. manages to roll a 3 or less every single time




I’ve had a bottle of wine and unfortunately this was the result
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im so normal about them. im normal about them i swear
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it will be a beautiful day on the internet when everyone can finally grow up and enjoy signs of age on a character without throwing up and immediately wanting to twinkify them to hell. im so sick of you uncultured motherfuckers
people who remove gale's tiny gray strands of hair, your taste is so uncultured. I am sorry for you. same goes for the people who remove astarion's laugh lines
#THEYRE SUCH CUTE LITTLE DETAILS RAAAARRRHHHGGGHH#okay i know astarion is already like kind of twink central but ive already seen mods putting what is basically the tiktok bold filter on hi#like is that not insane. can we not enjoy a character unless they look like an ad for facetune#im so ill over this game#Bg3#baldur's gate 3
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"I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party's fatherless behavior.
To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business.
And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of fucking course she is you fool
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AND THE WINNER IS...
MOB KAGEYAMA FROM MOB PSYCHO!
And a congratulations as well to our runner-ups:
Donatello (Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) at Second Place
Papyrus (Undertale) at Third Place
Abed Nadir (Community) at Fourth Place
and Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog) and Link (The Legend of Zelda) at Fifth Place
Thank you so much to all of our participants and followers! Stay tuned for later announcements and congratulations to the victor!
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HAIIIIIII :333
GOOD AFTERNOON MOB NATION
I HAVE A PROPOSITION
Because if i have to deal with the stress of another Mob vs Donnie round i'm gonna blow myself up and take you all down with me. i cannot handle the stress anymore
GO VOTE ABED IN THE WHEEL OF DOOM FINAL ROUND!!! if you want to. either way its cool
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GOOD AFTERNOON MOB NATION
I HAVE A PROPOSITION
Because if i have to deal with the stress of another Mob vs Donnie round i'm gonna blow myself up and take you all down with me. i cannot handle the stress anymore
GO VOTE ABED IN THE WHEEL OF DOOM FINAL ROUND!!! if you want to. either way its cool
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why is tumblr making me post this. whats goiung on. help. help. help me. Help
oh my god wait the final is gonna be papyrus vs mob. guys someone start defrosting toby fox we need him to make more crossover fanfiction
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Autism swag 100%
@autismswagreblogs
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The funniest part of the autism battle is people who haven’t seen mp100 making comic’s about the event and accidentally writing mob completely ooc
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THEY LAND NEAR THE BASKET NOT IN IT YOU HAVE TO BRING THEM THE REST OF THE WAY
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I love the wide range of things going on in splatoon you’ve got pop idols, nuclear war, gay people, kaiju fish invading disney world and more all in one. Truly the game of all time
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