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It’s that time fuckers

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Why teaching the Black Eagles must be the ultimate challenge:

Ferdinand Von Aegir feels the need to introduce himself to the class every time he presents. Dude, we’re like three months into the term. We already know what your name is.

Caspar is always answering “Your mom” to his classmates’ questions. “You know who else would call a battalion? Your mom!”

It’s not so much that Linhardt is asleep during your lectures, it’s that the book he’s using as his pillow turns out to be your teacher’s edition. How’d he even get that?

Just when Bernadetta had finally stopped hiding under her desk, Monica joined the class. Now Bernie has created a small fortress for herself near the bookcase.

Edelgard likes to ask you questions that she already knows the answer to just so that she can hear how you might articulate it. It gets tiring.

Hubert has threatened to murder each of his classmates (with the exception of Edelgard) at least once since the start of the school term. He had also insisted on making a birthday bulletin board for the class. He’s the unofficial room mom.

Dorothea spends an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom. What she’s actually doing is flirting with gathering information from students in the other two houses. As her teacher you have to say something about it. But damn, some of that tea just needed to be spilled.

Other than a language barrier, there is absolutely no problem teaching Petra. She is the perfect student.

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> Have LADY EDELGARD accompany you back to the snack table.

Yes. This is an acceptable plan. It is not asking too much of THE EMPEROR to request that she walk any distance with you, particularly to do something she was going to do anyway. Never mind that the grueling process of exiting the unfamiliar haze of restful sleep has left her too delirious to realize that she is in her stocking feet. Never mind that she ought not need to concern herself with such trifles as fetching her own meal when there is a perfectly good YOU here to assist.

No... She is the EMPEROR, and what's more, she is her own woman. She is more than capable of seizing her own agency to wake when she likes, or dress how and when she wishes, or to obtain her own BREAKFAST. Her enacting these things under her own power does not make you any less useful. So she has promised you in the past—and by her word, you live and die, so it is so.

You suggest she partake in what eggs may remain, but whilst you were waxing melancholic for the place you once held in her life, you failed to recall that the MEATHEAD SQUAD is, and has been, engaged in motion.

Ah. It seems their time of arrival has gone from imminent to immediate.

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> Attend HER MAJESTY.

You bid FERDINAND hold that thought, that you might see your duty done.

Then you fuck off with great haste.

In pleasant news, your powerful MAGICS were sufficient to bear you to HER MAJESTY'S side before any others. As you had hoped, the prospect of food appears to have kept THE PROFESSOR distracted long enough for you to have a private word with LADY EDELGARD; given the time, the woman must be well into her social BREAKFASTS by now rather than her functional meals, so it is unlikely that you will be able to enjoy this solitude for more than a few precious minutes. You endeavor to make the most of them.

As she is wont to do, HER MAJESTY waves off your respectful and appropriate bow of greeting and inquires as to your wellness. As you are wont to do, you lie. She humors you by not pushing the issue or saying anything that would require you to disengage your hearing, and you humor her by not commenting on her late arrival or rather alarming state of dress. As it is, you are grateful that she has come so far in perfecting the art of sleeping, and you fear a repeat of your previous conversation with DOROTHEA.

But you needn’t be afraid, for some is well. HER MAJESTY seems pleased that you have acquired a legally compliant breakfast and comments that she rather urgently needs to acquire her own. This, clearly, was an order that demands your immediate action.

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