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This is their offering towards world peace

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This happened in Queen of Air and Darkness, right?

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Big Three Siblings OuO

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IM FUCKING SCREAMING

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Nothing like just dance to turn the watchtower into a watchhome (they SO argued over who got player 1)

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in another universe jonathan and clary would have been spoiled, rich old money shadowhunter kids who lived next door to stephen and celine herondale as they raised an equally spoiled and sassy jace. they would’ve been with the lightwoods too. they all would attend idris academy and had the best times messing around with each other. oh what could’ve been

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I love that Sophie just fucking hates Will. Everybody else is perplexed by his angsty tormented ways, but Sophie is just like "I don't care about your complex inner life you need to stop being a dick."

It's nice that there's some measure of consequences for acting the way he does. Not everyone is Jem or Charlotte with their love and patience, sometimes if you're an asshole it just drives people away.

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My favorite thing about Sam Witwer’s appearance in Supergirl is that the writers didn’t even have to go into outer space to create a character for him that was somehow more evil than the evil character he played on Smallville. What’s more terrifying than Doomsday? The man who wrecked the Justice League and killed off a beloved series regular? A Republican.

And BOY did it work.

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smallville/text posts 1/?

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Smallville "Noir" poster by Mickaël Journou.

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wow these people are so weird

thank god im the only normal person here!!!

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unhinged tsc plotlines/lore i still think about:

man's demon fetish dooms next generations

guy helps situationship ressuscitate his sister. then gets rejected and moves to another continent

depressed teenager sings a song about demon stds and STILL gets the girl

regular boy gets turned into a RAT. and KIDNAPPED by VAMPIRES.

after participating in attempted genocide, married couple is handed control of local government headquarters/orphanage

straight love burns down a STONE CHURCH. STONE.

fairy enthusiast has reverse fairy harem

immortal cat hates everyone but a dying teenager

woman marries dead husband's bsf

formerly-dead woman's emotional instability causes war

london boy kills the mother of demons with a gun

local man keeps an angel hostage

and that's all for now

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"why does Captain America call you babygirl?"

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Thunderbolts* (2025) + text posts

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i think this fits them very well considering the "i thought you were smaller" scene that gets a laugh out of me every time

haven't seen a stucky version of this so i took matters into my own hands 🫡🙂‍↕️

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Being a theatre kid is so weird bro like what do you mean I’m crashing out to a middle-aged man’s failing marriage

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shoutout the goodman family