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There’s thunder and lightning. Caesar arrives in his pajamas.

Caesar- This night has been loud and chaotic. Then Calpurnia is yelling in her sleep,’Help, ho! they murder Caesar!’ Wait I hear something, who goes there?

Servant enters chat

Servant- What’s up boss?

Caesar- Hey I want you to bribe the priests and bring them a sacrifice.

Servant- Alright, yes sir.

Servant exits chat

Calpurnia enters chat

Calpurnia- Hey honey you’re not leaving the house today.

Caesar- Oh but I will, for I am the great and mighty Caesar. Nothing is mightier than I.

Calpurnia- Listen “mighty” Caesar, I’ve never believed in bad luck or anything like that but there’s a lion walking down the streets

The Walking Dead became a real life thing not just like in the plays

Heck even the gods themselves are fighting amongst each other

Because of this horses neigh

Dying men are groaning as they lay dying

And to top it all off there have been ghosts

I don’t know what more of a sign you want Caesar but this is scary.

Caesar- Don’t worry I know that the gods are fighting but I’ll keep on going and rule it all.

Servant enters chat

Servant- They wouldn’t accept the offering because they couldn’t find a heart inside the beast no matter how hard they tried.

Caesar- Ha, the gods are scared. They claim that I have no heart. They’re telling me to stay home. But I won’t for I am even more dangerous than any danger.

Calpurnia- Dude, you’re being cocky. You should be scared enough not to leave. Don’t worry we’ll send Mark Anthony to tell them to do it later. Don’t worry this is fine, it’ll work.

Caesar- Alright, he’ll say that I’m not good and I’ll stay home for the fun of it.

Brutus enters chat

Brutus-What’s up Caesar I’m here to take you to the senate-house.

Caesar- Hey I’m glad that you’re here. I want you to tell the senators that I won’t be going.

Calpurnia- Tell them that he’s sick.

Caesar- I have no reason to lie to them. Besides I’m not scared of them. Just tell them that I don’t want to go.

Brutus- Can you tell me why? If you don’t then we’ll just look like idiots.

Caesar- I don’t feel like it. That should be enough to tell them. But I’ll tell you why I’m not going because you’re my bestest buddy. Calpurnia wants me to stay home because she had a dream. Where I died and that people were happy about it. That’s why she wants me to stay.

Brutus- No man. She’s wrong, it’s a vison of how with your death mankind will be happy with your sacrifice and Rome will be more successful than ever.

Caesar- Dude that’s LIT

Brutus- LOL yeah. Oh by the way the senators said that they would make you king today. If you send this message you’ll pretty much be an idiot. They probably won’t give you the crown and they’ll be mocking you. I’m telling you this because you’re my best friend.

Caesar- Calpurnia stop being a scary cat. I’m an idiot for believing in your fears. That’s it I’m getting my robes, I’m leaving.

Publius enters chat

Ligarius enters chat

Metellus enters chat

Casca enters chat

Trebonius enters chat

Cinna enters chat

Publius- Sup Caesar

Caesar- Sup Publius. Morning Casca,Ligarius. Hey what time is it?

Brutus- It’s eight o’clock

Caesar- Oh dear, thank you guys for waiting on me.

Antony enters chat

Antony- All hail Caesar my hero.

Caesar- Tell everyone to get ready. I was late. Alright guys let’s go. We’ll talk about so many things. We’re going to be real close.

Trebonius- Yay (aside) so colse that your friends would have wished me to stay away.

Caesar- Lets go get some wine like the pals that we are.

Brutus- Man, I’m sorry we’re about to do this Caesar

Logging off

Logging on

Artemidorus enters chat

Artemidorus- Caesar be careful of Brutus, Cassius, Casaca, Cinna, Trebonius, Metellius, and Ligarius. They’re going to try to kill you. If you’re actually not immortal you better be very careful. I’ll warn Caesar about this plan because I don’t want him to die. But if he dies he dies.