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Nice story bro :]

Not rbing bc they said syscourse dni but ...

"You cant be inclusive to all systems while being inclusive to all systems"

Ah yes the logic is impeccable *dies*

I HAVE BEEN LAUGING FOR 5 MINS STRAIGHT AND ITS NOT STOPPING ANY TIME SOON

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Bat

Fruit bat noises, apparently. If you care

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Im about 150 rats in a trenchcoat

A friend of ours has just described itself as four people in a trenchcoat.

I was tempted to ask for further information, but was only able to send a handshake emoji.

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Snek

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Carbon ✊️💦💦💦

[Resilliance and solidarity]

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

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I eat the welsh

my favorite personal dragon headcanon is that like birds they also can't see glass, but it just isn't an issue for them

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Yo can i be the ceo of disney? I want to legally murder :]

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LITTLE GUY LYLE!!!!!!!

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SKILL ISSUE

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Oh dear.

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don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control

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They look like penises

relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

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Murder is always the answer.

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"The ultimate carrot haircut"

why is it when you go to a hair salon as a transmasc/nb person and go “i want something very short and simple. masculine. here’s a photo of a man. that’s how i want my hair to look.” without fail your middle aged hairdresser is like “yes. right. i know exactly what you’re looking for. let me just ….. snip snip” and you come out of there like 2007 kate gosselin

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Train go sploosh

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Yay. :]

accidentally refreshed without reblogging a post so now i gotta search for it