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metamorphosis or whatever

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Cardassian side profiles are my favourite thing to doodle :)

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the world asks for what destiel will provide

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It's good to see you.

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I can’t watch star trek enterprise because 3 of those men are the same man

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wow i wonder what piece of breaking news i missed

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me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

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Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

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As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

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This clip 😭😭😭🩷

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I like him a normal amount

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Avery Brooks deliveries that make me smile every time single I think of them.

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Apparently, back in the day, there was a really notorious tie in novel for Star Trek that had a lot of slash elements called Killing Time

The slash elements were requested to be removed by Paramount, and they were, BUT due to a mistake, the original was sent to print without the edits

When it was caught, they’d printed 250k of this “first edition” which subsequently became collectors items for Kirk/Spock fans, since later editions DID include the edits censoring the slash

NOW, I bring this up because my friend who’s into the original Star Trek found and was reading the first edition at the desk at the library we work at, cause we’re slow on weekends and we’re the only ones here. She laughs at it, so I ask and she tells me about the general backstory of the book, and that she laughed because (among other things) Kirk, who doesn’t get mad in the og series really, was being described as hot headed and apparently just getting into fights left and right

So I’m looking over her shoulder at the scene, commenting on the character changes that resemble modern fic-degradation of characterization for the sake of a shipping dynamic, when I realize something

Now, my only interaction with the Star Trek series directly was the 2009 reboot, and my friends hasn’t seen those and is only interested in the originals. As I’m looking at this scene, and my friend is pointing out the character changes to Kirk, I realize that this is the fucking premise of the reboot, down to the fucking alternative timeline shenanigans, the rank swap, and Kirk being a hotheaded fuck up

The 2009 film was literally based on this slash fiction misprint they tried to bury!

Im reeling.

I can’t be the only one who made this connection.

So I google to see if anyone else has, and oh yes, good, there was someone

The fucking author of Killing Time

…I feel like I’ve uncovered a conspiracy. I’ve still got 3 hours left in my shift and I can’t focus. The world must know.

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if your weird enough with the homies you can break all boundaries of platonic/romantic love and make a third, more evil thing