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Tha Last Sitting: Marilyn Monroe photographed by Bert Stern for Vogue, 1962

Diana Vreeland, the editor-in-chief of Vogue at that time, kept Marilyn’s scar in the original picture. She used to say: “I think there’s nothing duller than a smooth, perfect-skinned woman. A woman is beautiful by her scars.”"

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How do people TEXT THEIR THERAPISTS i didn’t even know my therapists number for years because both places she has worked it was company policy that patients could not know any personal contact information about their providers besides email which honestly is completely reasonable and I only know my therapists number now because we have long running rapport (I don’t think I’m supposed to know it and I don’t have it saved) (and it may even be a work number). Wym you’re venting to your therapist on her day off and she’s naming a cockroach after your ex boyfriend that’s just your mildly unstable friend at that point

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I genuinely live like a walking experiment in what diet soda will do to the human body if there’s any harm to be had there we’ll be finding out in 5 years when I die from diet soda disease or whatever. And it’ll still be worth it

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I’ve been drinking diet drinks for so long I genuinely prefer them. Once I took a sip of someone’s plain coke and I swear to god it wasn’t even sweet it was like I was drinking salty tar please take this away and bring me the elixir of life (pepsi zero) IMMEDIATELY or this toxic poison will KILL ME!

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How can you project so hard you hear someone describe bullying and harassment and your response is “you were probably an asshole who deserved it”

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I appreciate that it only took 2k notes for someone to assume this is my fault for no apparent reason in the replies. The thing about having any semblance of personality is you can mention people spent years obsessed with you for no reason and you will encounter people who will say well you were probably an asshole then

The thing that is interesting is if you have any semblance of personality you will definitely encounter people who viscerally hate you and obsess over you for years and you will not even remember their name

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No. 1 rule of life people only desperately need you and your help when you’re in the bathroom or asleep

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I definitely told some fibs about being part middle eastern or half white or whatever as a teenager (as a lot of light skinned south Asians do) and it was cringe and lame and loser behavior but that’s all it was and if I’d carried it into my mid 20s that’s when it becomes. Scary behavior? Like why are you lying on that level. 😭 for real seek therapy at that point

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re: littlegreenfag. We were mutuals for maybe a month or two. They seemed like a nice person we maybe replied a little. Looking through everything I assume it was a combination of being deeply troubled and then sticking to some really bad lies… for over a decade? Probably after feeling too stuck in it and not wanting to compromise their online reputation. honestly if someone was just honest about lying about their ethnicity instead of keeping up the act for 11. YEARS. That would be way less unsettling. I do hope they get help honestly and are okay at the end of the day because it seems like being online was their life. God damb.

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My beautiful dark twisted migraine

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Not even joking one time my landlord forgot to cash the check for a month of our rent BECAUSE HE WAS ON VACATION and then when he realized (several months later) wanted double immediately to make up for it. Great job man

Landlords are literally like I’m protecting my energy and putting myself first I don’t have space in my life to talk about the fact your floor is falling through and you literally live in Chernobyl and there’s irradiated demon-like creatures crawling around on the ceiling I’m just doing me and bettering myself ✌️I hope you can learn to do the same [leaves you on read for 6 months while they colonize an island or something]

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Raw (2016) dir. Julia Ducournau

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Candy Darling photographed by Laura Rubin, 1971.