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Bruh only worth 40 gold 😭Skyrim really is only full of the loser Thalmor 😭

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the OC of the person reading this

this is a very fun idea actually! I encourage people to reblog with an explanation as to why/why not

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Julian LeFay, the Father of The Elder Scrolls, is entering the final days of his life from his battle with cancer. His team at OnceLost Games is asking for people to celebrate his life and offer well wishes to his family in their comments, and we encourage you all to do so.

The team, volunteers, and readers of The Unofficial Elder Scrolls Pages have all dedicated countless hours to exploring this world he built. We wish to thank him profusely for his creation that we have spent some of the greatest moments of our lives in, and are immensely saddened he will not get to to see his ideas for The Wayward Realms reach us all in their final form.

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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (Xbox 360)

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Pictured: A handbill offering horse armor at an extremely competitive price, among other things.

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May I present for your artistic pleasure...the 2025 TES Pinup Challenge! Coming to you August 2025!

My ask box is open for prompt suggestions through Saturday, July 12! The official prompt list will go up Sunday, July 13!

Please like, reblog, and share this post so everyone can see! If this challenge has a good turnout, I may put together other challenges for October and December! Doing that completely depends on participation and feedback, though, so if that's something y'all are interested in, I need y'all to amp this up!

(Challenge and guidelines text below the cut)

TES Pinup Challenge 2025

Happy summer, kwamafetchers! On August 1, the second TES Pinup Challenge will make its way to your dashboards! “A TES Pinup Challenge?” you ask, “What’s that about?” You see, the TES Pinup Challenge was a month-long art challenge that I originally ran back in June 2023. Now, due to popular demand, the challenge is returning this August! The main theme will be drawing our favorite NPCs and OCs in a pinup art style reminiscent of the 1940s and ’50s! Once drawn, we’ll post our work here on Tumblr to share with our friends and fellow fans! 

Everyone participating in the challenge should use the #tes pinup challenge 2025 tag so I can reblog your work here for everyone to enjoy!

Guidelines:

All characters of every race qualify, so long as they are adults! This is a suggestive challenge, so depictions of minors are a big no-no.

This time, rather than limit the “art” side of the challenge to traditional or digital art, I’m opening it to other mediums! If you can write, sculpt, bake, bead, cosplay, etc., a prompt for the pinup challenge, be my guest! Just keep it within the Tumblr community guidelines! Be sexy but sensitive, if you catch my drift. 

No character claiming! If you and your friend both want to do Serana, that is totally fine! The point is to have fun and express ourselves artistically! If that means having five different portraits of Brynjolf from five different people, then we’re all the richer for it! 

For example: The 2023 challenge produced SO MANY Sotha Sil pieces and I am thankful for EVERY ONE of them! 

The month is divided into ten groups of three days (e.g. 1-3, 4-6, 7-9, etc.). Each group has a primary and secondary prompt, so if you don’t like one, you can do the other! Or, if you’re feeling particularly creative, you can combine them or do both! How you fulfill each challenge is entirely up to you.

Because August has 31 days, August 16 will be an open “Freestyle!” day! Want to take a break before tackling the back half of the month? Go for it! Want to come up with your own prompt? I can’t wait to see it! Want to revisit a prompt from the first two weeks? Say more! Point being—do whatever you want that day! 

Participation in the entire event is NOT mandatory! Whether you want to fill every prompt or choose just one, the goal is always to be safe and have fun! 

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Another option, I can pull an Uno reverse and use the disarm shout on her when she had the bow out. I haven't starred Bleak Falls Barrow thou and I'm waiting on making the dragons appear. But it's a path I've been working on for a while now so it's a little less tedious then mass leveling pickpocket.

I just lost Ruin's Edge, it must have fell throu the floor cause its no where in the water or on the bandot chief who has all the cheese. Even using telekinesis I can't pick it up anywhere. I had no previous saves before entering the cave even thou I made one. Fucker.

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I found Ruin's Edge.

Aela has it.

She must have picked it up during the fight, which I did have a teeeeny suspicion but I've never seen a follower pick up another weapon before. The chief must have hit her with an arrow of disarm and she probably picked it up after I killed him but not the other bandits.

Here's another problem thou. I can't trade her inventory at this point. She's only following me cause we have to go to Gallows Rock to kill the first wave of SilverHand. I have 2 options. One, improve my pickpocket, wait till she doesn't have it equipped, then steal it back. Two, get pickpocket 70, then pickpocket it off of her. Three. Finish the Companions quest line so she can become a regular follower then I can trade equipment normally. The only reason I saw her use it now was cause she and I were fighting a Centurion. I'm a little surprised she was actually using it considering I've been seeing her use her stupid hunting bow since that fight and followers won't use bows given to them, it's a bug on Bethesda's part that despite multiple patches, they never fixed.

NO CONSOLE COMMANDS NO MODS I PLAY ON SWITCH.

I just lost Ruin's Edge, it must have fell throu the floor cause its no where in the water or on the bandot chief who has all the cheese. Even using telekinesis I can't pick it up anywhere. I had no previous saves before entering the cave even thou I made one. Fucker.

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I just lost Ruin's Edge, it must have fell throu the floor cause its no where in the water or on the bandot chief who has all the cheese. Even using telekinesis I can't pick it up anywhere. I had no previous saves before entering the cave even thou I made one. Fucker.

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What are your real life attribute values?

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the reason why sanguine appears as a dremora in skyrim isn’t because the devs wouldn’t make a unique model for him, it’s actually because the last dragonborn wants to fuck a dremora

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* for Khajiit characters, just go with fur color!

Some of my friends and I have been noticing a trend when it comes to HoK hair color and we want to see if it's universal or just us! Please reblog for sample size!

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for a song called "age of oppression" you'd think the ppl singing it wouldn't call me this many slurs

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everybody's gotta get real horny about miraak rn

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A very fast portrait of Marcurio. What a sassy, sassy man