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idk if this is a young fan thing or new fandom culture but some of yall think fics are abandoned way too quickly. a few months or a year or two is not unusual to go without a fic update. sometimes fics take longer to write, other times writers have rl events, or maybe there's multiple fics and one gets more priority. there are tons of reasons for fics not to be updated every week or every month. it also isn't uncommon for people to come back and update fics after a number of years—ive read updates that took five, or ten years. people's lives change, but they still want to tell their stories. personally, i never consider a fic abandoned unless the author has said so; though if it's been a few years i manage my expectations. but a last update being a year ago is... generally not a sign that a writer has abandoned their fic

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Just realised that whenever I see the phrase "I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole" I automatically think of a ten metre pole. Like a comically long pole. A ten foot pole isn't all that long. That's slightly less than two of my body lengths. Not touching something with a ten foot pole still lets you get pretty close to it actually.

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“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars

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One of our fiercest and most persistent elders from Stonewall Inn needs us right now! Ms Major Griffin-Gracy has sadly suffered from a stroke, and will require extended recovery. She has given her life fighting for the LGBTQ community, especially for trans women of color, qtpoc dealing with the prison system, and for folks living with HIV/AIDS. After years of pouring into our community, she needs our support during her recovery. You can help by donating at https://fundly.com/missmajor or by sending her a message of love and affirmation at missmajorspeaks@gmail.com! Don’t wait until our elders have passed to uplift them. Help us honor and celebrate Ms Majors today, during this time of healing and recovery!

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I wish there was more media where THE hot girl that everyone wants is black. Not lightskin or mixed either just a black woman but that pretty much never happens

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Romanian Guy next to me in the Indian cafe, unprompted: "Haha you know I was supposed to date an Indian girl but the stars did not align for her."

Me: "ah that sucks man I'm sorry."

RG: "Yes. That is just how dating is these days."

Me, without thinking: "it's a bit easier if you're bisexual"

RG: (takes a moment to consider this) "I like women but that is a good point."

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my chemical romance wikipedia talk page - 30 september 2006

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does anyone have the "you should give him some pussy" tweet please

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What is more insane:

1. Eating a raw potato like an apple.

2. Eating a raw onion like an apple.

I mean I’ve done both but an onion is at least sweet and juicy if you ignore the burning. A potato has nice texture but isn’t as satisfying imo

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What the FUCK. What the FUCK.

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the main problem i have with america is that nothings old as hell there. i cant be so far away from a castle it damages my aura

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The fun thing about picking up a cat from the street is that they know a negative amount of rules and will commit entirely new crimes

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casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

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asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room