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Maidtyn gets the fun task of explaining why the Mint Mistletoes are dressed as maids for MCC

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The Boogeyman’s Curse. 

(inspired by @theminecraftbee and their fantastic Last Life writing posts.) 

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what if each member of 100 hours was from a different series? Grian is from Last Life, Scar is from Hermitcraft, and Joel is from Empires. (Source: it would be really cool and a little bit funny.)

Grian’s confident in his ability to survive. He’s done it before, after all, and this time he’s alone. When he meets his companions, however, he expects it to be a competition. And the faces of his former allies? That’s terrifying.

Scar references Hermitcraft multiple times. He’s not taking anything seriously, because why would he, but the concept of dying permanently is terrifying. Almost more terrifying than the horrible loneliness. Almost.

Joel is disgruntled, to say the least. He’s dealt with stranger things than waking up in new and unfamiliar worlds, but he can still be annoyed by it. He’s used to the comfort and he’s snorting of royal life, not dirt and strange forests and suffocating loneliness. The threat of death? Well that’s just the icing on this awful cake.

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Jschlatt’s Monologue from Slimecicle’s 100 Days in Hardcore

Don’t you get it Charlie? Don’t you fucking get it?! Has it gotten through your thick fucking yellow-leather skull yet?! HAH?! Charlie. I’ve got something for you. Kay?

(Charlie: What is— what are— what is all this?)

Apple. 

(Charlie: Wha— wait. Wait.)

Take. My apple, Charlie.

(Charlie: Wait, no no no no no no no no.)

You don’t get it, do you?

(Charlie: Wait, how do you— wait, wait, where —)

The APPLE, Charlie. TAKE. MY. APPLE.

(Charlie: What are you? Besides high?)

I was seeing the— the anomaly, in the room. It was fucking with the gravity. It was coordinates, it was coordinates man. We went there— we went there, and there was these— these fences. Fences! And this— and this robot that— that rolled and spoke like a human and and and and an— and and and I— I— I had to be the one to go up there man! You know it was all so simple at first Charlie. We were doing fine, as a civilization, as a people. But then the dust came. The dust. And you know the dust-- you know what the dust does. (We watched our neighbors) We watched our neighbors crops— (things other than corn) they were living— (we watched their crops die). That’s when the anomalies came. (Caw!) We realized that it was binary. (Caw!)  Time works differently up there Charlie! Time works differently — 100 days. In that goddamned room -- 100 days! (The binary, the dust—) We don’t know where it is (It was in Murph’s room, in Murph’s room). We don’t know where it is man. It was an unknown place I had never seen before, god knows. 

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND CHARLIE! YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND JUST HOW LONG YOU TOOK, YOU— YOU DON’T EVEN REMEMBER— YOU DON’T GET IT, DO YOU? YOU DON’T GET IT. YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO SYNC UP THE GRAVITATIONAL ROTATION OF A FUCKING SPACECRAFT TO THE OTHER SPACECRAFT. 

(Charlie: What the hell are you?!)

Come on tars. Come on tars! COME ON TARSS!

(Charlie: What is tars?! OHH, NOOO—)

Eat. My child….

(Charlie: No, no, no, no, no, no, this is— I know this is wrong, this is familiar, I—)

Hey bud, you got — you got a light?