if tumblr loves anything, it's bitches who are doomed by the narrative. in this uquiz, find out what role are you in the tragic play?
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quiz: hold out your hands, I’ll leave something behind.
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pads are like glasses tampons are like contacts
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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
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Hey now those (your big brown eyes) are some dangerous weapons you got there be careful where you aim those things
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gonna dox the pope
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always astounds me when adults hate kids cause like. did you just Forget about how unfair the world seemed when YOU were a child?? do you not remember being upset about how no adult ever seemed to respect you or listen to you at all? and now youre gonna just go on and treat kids like the way you hated being treated when you were one. ok
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Here's Your Certainly Not a Porn Bot Tumblr Description Generator
possible results include: stabbing, cannibalism, frogs, blogging from Mariana Trench and being god 💖
please tag what you got!
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how weird is it that friday the 13th always falls on a friday that is so crazy
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deranged how americans force service employees to maintain for them westworld style the illusion that their taco bell drive thru employee is in it for sheer love of the game
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I’ve been thinking about “you can’t pin joy like a moth” all day.
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growing sideways hurts in such a specific way
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CFb93BHJvGG/
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this excerpt means everything to me you don’t understand
from The Solitude of Prime Numbers by Paolo Giordano, 2008
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