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wha ch 79-80 basically

oh and have the horse version too

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Reblog for sample size and also tell me why in the tags. I want violence. I want discourse. I want bloodshed

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A Discord's Mudae-Bot mini calculation in Spanish from my own.

(TW: probable bad math)

Entonces, por lo que pude calcular con mi cerebro de ungulado de granja hay una probabilidad individual de que te salga un personaje de 1/116757 osea 8.56479697148779*10^-6% de probabilidad.

Ahora, contando por el +150% de probabilidad de obtención de wishes de la probabilidad es de 5/233514 osea 2.14119924287195*10^-5% (algo es algo (?))

Contando por la cantidad de roles dado en el server al cabo de la existencia del server son 53692 $h.

8705 $m es el número de roles de ambos géneros que se han hecho al cual se debe tomar en cuenta las probabilidades de husbando y waifu las cuales son) 19843 husbandos/21934 waifus o una probabilidad de 47.5~% husbando y 52.5~% waifus. (En porcentaje resumido) Por lo cual de esos 8705's $m unos 4134~ fueron masculinos.

En total entonces se han lanzado unos 57826 personajes husbandos sin siquiera contar los rolls con el subtipo a para solo anime (categoría a la cual Killy pertenece)

Eso quiere decir que la probabilidad de que Killy salga (en lo que admito, es el mejor caso posible dado que no estoy tomando en cuenta que no todos tienen el +150% para personajes ni lo tienen en su wishlist) es de 49.5~% en el peor caso y si todos tuvieran el +150% de probabilidad serían 74.2~% por lo puedes asumir que Killy tiene una probabilidad de aparición promedio de 61.85~%

Ignorando la falacia del apostador... Claro.

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when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

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illustration of a poem i wrote :3 (will be linked in rbs)

please reblog!!

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May the starsheep bring you home

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Reading Times, Pennsylvania, August 7, 1930

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Justice for REcunt Shirt

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Hm, I was pondering about the recent-ish trope of Adventuring Guilds (effectively trade unions for protagonists in fantasy rpg-inspired settings, which I’m sure I’ve seen in a bunch of things but the main example that springs to mind is Goblin Slayer to my annoyance but the Hero Association in One Punch Man has a similar albeit superhero-slanted deal), and how mechanically in the setting they exist to ensure x reward is provided for x amount of work/danger involved but in a meta sense are there so the characters don’t have to go looking for heroing gigs on ye olde Craigs Lyst or something.

It’s an interesting idea, similar in a manner to the many fantasy trope-tinged guilds in the Discworld novels of the late great Terry Pratchett, although an amusing idea occurred to me with the idea of trade unions for fantasy heroes.

Like, if there are unions to ensure employment and fair pay for folks clearing out dungeons, getting gnolls out the cabbage patch, stopping gnomes from going through your bins, and so on, then, logically, there much exist fantasy hero scab workers as well.

Folks that the local king or something brings in for lower pay on more dangerous jobs. Folks who are, say, completely new to the setting, out of their depth, and are thrust into a dangerous situation by a seemingly benevolent authority figure because said authority figure is too cheap to hire someone who understands the risks involved and asks more suitable wages for the role…

Y’know…

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You're allowed to give your otherwise wholly inhuman eldritch monstrosity exactly one (1) perfectly human feature or appendage, but it's not allowed to be boobs or junk – H R Giger already used up the full "otherwise wholly inhuman eldritch monstrosity with human boobs and/or junk" budget for the rest of the year. Yeah, take it up with management if you don't like it. What do you go with?

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You are loved.

Reference here

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Okay but consider:

A male character who is cocky and nonchalant, a flippant chaotic neutral bastard, who never really starts beef with anyone but if someone else starts it first, he will not hesitate to go all out balls deep into making sure he'll finish it. Tricksy, clever and charismatic, treating every conflict as a fun rivalry even if the enemy he's faced with is literally just flat-out trying to fucking kill him. While personally never killing an opponent - he's clever enough to evade them in a way that leaves himself unharmed, and the antagonist frustrated and humiliated and looking stupid the whole time they're doing it.

Depicted as somewhat slim and lanky, distinctly male but not in a brutish, hypermasculine way. Not exactly coded genderfluid but jumps at every opportunity to cross dress just for the fun of it, in a campy and flamboyant way, which by all rational sense shouldn't be attractive but somehow the man manages to make himself fuckable with the way he walks in heels. Not romantically or sexually attracted to men, but can, will, and has seduced men just to fuck with their heads. Has broken hearts this way.

So what I'm saying here is that if he was depicted as human, Tumblr would 100% be horny for Bugs Bunny.