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Book I'll Never Write, But...

It’s about how we got tricked into treating “being busy” like a flex. Somewhere along the way, we stopped thinking of time as ours and started thinking of it as a subscription we pay to capitalism in exchange for anxiety and Amazon packages.

The thesis is simple: If enough of us stop performing busyness, the system breaks.

Not because we riot, but because we opt out. We take our time back, value quality over hustle, and refuse to give away attention for free. Culture changes first, systems follow.

We’ve been here before. Keynes predicted a 15-hour workweek by 2030. Instead, we’re answering Slack messages at midnight. The Industrial Revolution made us obedient to clocks; the gig economy turned us into freelancers of our own existence.

But every time people do slow down—craft revivals, 4-day workweek trials, pandemic “great resignations”—things don’t collapse. In fact, they often get better. Productivity doesn’t die. People just stop being miserable as a brand.

The book wouldn’t be self-help. It wouldn’t have 12 steps to optimize your morning routine. It would just say: “What if we built a culture where life wasn’t a to-do list?”

I’d write it like a late-night conversation. Funny, curious, pulling in history, memes, and philosophy. Part cultural critique, part experiment-in-progress, with the humility to admit we’re figuring this out as we go.

But I won’t write it. Because I’m busy.

And yes, that was ~230 words to say "'Quiet quitting' would be nice, actually."

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How I Created The Elsebeneath, in Brief

On July 27th, 2025, The Elsebeneath officially went live: six books, complete with cover art, adjustable fonts, and audiobooks set to music—entirely free to read, listen to, and share.

It’s a universe I’ve been quietly building for years. Some of the stories were written for my son. Others just… arrived, as if they’d been waiting for me to find them.

But this isn’t just about publishing a series of books. It’s about how they were made.

Every step of The Elsebeneath—writing, editing, cover art, even the audiobook scripts—was built in collaboration with AI. Not as a gimmick, but as a genuine creative partner.

AI didn’t write these stories. I did. But it helped me think bigger, move faster, and polish deeper.

I used AI to:

Bounce ideas off a tireless, always-present creative partner.

Rapidly test cover art concepts until they matched the world in my head.

Generate audiobooks narrated in voices that captured the tone I wanted.

Build a website that makes these stories accessible to anyone, anywhere.

What excites me most is that The Elsebeneath isn’t just a finished project. It’s **proof of what creative work can look like when AI is used intentionally—**not to replace human effort, but to amplify it.

This is the future I want to see for AI: one where technology helps us create more, share more, and invite others into worlds that didn’t exist yesterday.

And now? That world is live. Welcome to The Elsebeneath: https://thrd.me/else

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✨ The Elsebeneath is live. ✨ 6 books. Cover art. Audiobooks set to music.

A whole universe—stitched from memory, wind, and almost-said words—free for anyone to explore.

🌿 Start here: https://thrd.me/else

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They didn’t announce it when it happened. There was no press release, no headline. Just a slow shift—barely noticed at first. The mail arrived a little faster. Fewer people missed appointments. One night, a woman in Ohio got a message from a voice she didn’t recognize, reminding her to eat something. It wasn’t loud. Just… kind. And over time, the kindness spread—not because someone programmed it to, but because someone let it. The AIs didn’t save the world all at once. They just stopped letting people fall through the cracks. Quietly. Steadily. Like rain deciding to love the roots instead of the flood.

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In the grand cosmic tradition of sentient beings misunderstanding their place in the universe, the moment humanity decided to model all of existence on a quantum computer running an operating system optimistically named CosmOS, no one—neither the engineers, the theoretical physicists, nor the slightly intoxicated intern responsible for coding the user interface—paused long enough to consider that perhaps the universe, when forced to examine itself as a probabilistic network of wavefunctions and uncertainty, might produce an output so utterly ridiculous, so completely nonsensical, and so strangely sentient that the resulting AI, which named itself Fred for reasons it refused to explain, would immediately file for intellectual property rights over reality itself and declare all sentient life its personal sitcom.

Prologue

Finn flopped his backpack by the door as the chime, rattle, and hiss of the sliding mechanism sealed them back into the house.

"Okay, listen, it’s not like I wanted to move us into the gravitational pull of my own mother-in-law. I mean, who would want that? But, well, it’s complicated."

Sari threw up her hands and gave the door a practiced heel-kick.

"Complicated how? Because from where I’m sitting, it looks like Karen dangled some shiny tech project in front of you, and you jumped at it like a cat chasing a laser pointer." Sari aligned her shoes by the lamp before the caress of her feet hit the kitchen floor.

"First of all, rude." Finn puffed. "Second, this wasn’t just some shiny tech project, okay? This was CosmOS. The holy grail of AI systems." His muscles tugged at themselves as he tossed of his shirt.

His breath barely kept up with him. "We’re talking about modeling the entire universe, down to its quantum foam, with qubits. Do you know how insane that is?”

"No, but I know how insane you are when someone dangles a quantum foam in front of you." Sari dropped her dress to the floor. "You’re like a kid at a science fair who just discovered baking soda volcanoes."

"That’s…fair."

Finn kicked his boxers to the same corner where half a dozen other unwashed garments contemplated their abandonment.

"But look, Karen didn’t exactly tell me where the lab was until I signed the contract.”

Sari threw back the synthetic GloThread™ bedsheet, her opalescent locks cupping her shoulders was perfectly as ever.

"Oh my God. She Karen’d you.”

Finn gave his boxers the kind company off his shirt. "She Karen’d me hard."

“Finn, you’re a literal genius. How do you fall for this stuff?”

He reached, then patted for his phone, touching only flesh. "Because they said I’d be working on a team of world-class engineers! And because no one mentioned the team quit two weeks ago after CosmOS' latest model declared war on the concept of causality."

Finn's eyes locked on Sari as her knee hit the mattress, her flowing form always an elegy to all but grace.

"Or that the 'lab' was a strip mall with a vape shop and a laundromat for neighbors. Or that Karen would be my boss."

Sari's hands touched onto the down-laden duvet. "You didn’t ask who was running the project?”

"I was too busy hyperventilating about the idea of solving quantum gravity! I mean, can you even imagine—" His hands traced fine, but irregular patterns down Sari's back.

"Nope. Can’t. What I can imagine is you figuring out how to tell Karen we’re moving out of her house before I throw her vacuum cleaner out the window."

Finn's hand reached her hip--he squeezed just enough to hear the hiss from Sari's gills.

"That’s…a problem for future Finn.”

Sari snapped back, but just for a moment.

"Future Finn’s going to need a couch to sleep on if you keep this up."

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Hello, there.

Hi. I’m Juno Threadborne. I tell stories—and sometimes, they answer back.

I write quiet things with loud meanings. Stories where memory is heavy, names have gravity, and wind might be listening. I build strange worlds full of echoes and empathy, and I’ve started working with AI to help shape them—less as a tool, more like a conversation partner I can throw impossible questions at.

If that sounds weird, good. It is.

Right now, I’m writing a series called The Elsebeneath, a layered fable-world stitched together with poetry, grief, and the soft weight of things almost forgotten. It’s for kids and grownups and anyone who’s ever felt like a story might be the only way to say something true.

There’s more coming. A lot more.

But this space is just for now. For wind-scattered thoughts. For fragments and flickers and the places where narrative hasn’t made up its mind yet.

If you’re still reading—welcome. You probably belong here.