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Super cool ocean fact: there is at least 6 fish in the ocean

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Super fucked up that I can’t be a master-level expert in knitting AND woodworking AND silversmithing AND embroidery AND soap making AND spinning AND -

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love will always find you. Both threat AND promise

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hey duck

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ordered pizza from a small local place and they didnt actually cut it so i've chosen to revert to a wild animal and begin ripping it apart instead of just using a knife to portion slices

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one thing about ME is that i WILL be LACKING IN SLEEP

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here’s transparent salamander hand for you guys to blap against things

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Continuation of my sirens post, and a friendly reminder that batman isn’t on the side of the law, he’s on the side of justice

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you’re not gonna believe what this is a review for

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trans women r literally so cool theu get tits AND a prostate?? i thought only markilpler could do that

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Historians are puzzled as to how early humans invented bread.

But I want to know who the hell invented jelly. What lunatic had the time, the curiosity, and the resources to spend answering the obscure question "if you boil pigs' trotters for 8 hours, what happens?"

Never mind inventing calculus, how bored do you have to be to invent jelly?

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Duolingo has a home screen widget now so I was like sure why not.

So I didn’t notice until late in the day yesterday so that’s why the streak numbers are different… but the longer you go through the day without practicing the Duolingo owl gets more distressed

And then when I finally did a lesson….

I’m crying what is this Duo. What are we?

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"This story is a tragedy because it didn't have to end this way."

vs

"This story is a tragedy because it was always going to end this way."

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Kiki’s Delivery Service, 1989 dir. Hayao Miyazaki

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