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modern!poets + driving

i cant stop thinking abt these 😭😭 HELP

ugh u definitely know neil is never ever going to drive anywhere ever. got his license first out of all the poets, but absolutely refuses to drive places. would rather walk 45 min in the sweltering hot sun to get to the park than drive 10 min. he's trying to prove something but no one rlly knows what LMFAO

+ asks everyone for rides during the peak of summer cause he nearly passed out from a heat stroke while walking once

todd vs driving his mom's old minivan. that hunk of metal is busted beyond normal wear and tear but todd is forever convinced that his car is near mint condition. always takes 10 extra minutes to park bc his car is so fucking big 😭😭 designated driver for group trips bc his car is the only one that can fit everyone

+ he always says "i told u so" when his car is actually useful

ever seen one of those cars whipping it through a parking lot narrowly missing several small children? yeah that's definitely charlie. only knows where the gas pedal is, absolutely no breaking or slowing down. "bad drivers never miss their turn" is what charlie embodies. at least his car is always nice and cold though to distract you from your impending death via his driving

+ silly drink guy, always has a silly drink in his cup holder (sometimes it's a week old, nearly moldy starbucks matcha drink)

pitts is the most careful driver of the year, always at speed limit, follows code of conduct to a tee despite everyone in the car hating him for it. cares wayyy too much abt the opinion of whoever is in the passenger seat; will let the passengers dictate the ac settings, aux cord, windows up/down is all up to the passengers, he is just driver.

+ HIS SEAT SETTINGS ARE SO WILD. he's siting with his spine perfectly straight, head hunched slightly over the wheel to ""see the entire road""

knox took his test seven times. Seven. passing is passing though. even though charlie is an objectively bad driver, knox is somehow always worse. first one to get into a crash & first one to total his car. no one rlly knows how or why he is so bad at driving...who gave him a mfing car PLS

+ has a "hype" playlist for driving, except he's banned from playing it while driving bc during both accidents he's been in, the playlist was at the crime scene.

world's biggest mystery is cameron's car bc how can someone be so outwardly neat and organized by drive in such a chaos fire of garbage??? car floor has not been seen in years, actively pushing trash and wrappers off the seat to be able to sit in cameron's car. dont even mention the crunching noises that happen whenever u try to get in/out of the car bc of the shear amt of trash in that man's car. funnily enough, only the driver's side is ever perfectly clean,,, u think he does it to spite the poets? LMAO

meeks is the perfect carpool buddy: an absolute delight to be in his car. equipped w everything u could possibly need in his little hybrid prius. only good vibes and fun times in his car. also meeks loves driving!! will take u anywhere u want/need to go; willing to drive far to do things + loves to go on late night drives with the windows down and music blasting

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(more) modern!poets headcanons

todd is a teenage girl at heart bc he loves his iced vanilla oatmilk lattes <3

charlie religiously venmos every poet exactly at 12:00am june 1st for pride month

the comment section of pitts' tiktok is filled with girls commenting "i want him" which pitts definitely gets clowned for

neil is apart of That theater kid friend group who ambushes Denny's at 11pm after every show and proceeds to be every waitress' nightmare table

meeks always has a nice smelling car that is filled to the brim with anything you could ever need. napkins? in the glove box. straws? in the backseat pocket. mcdonalds sweet and sour sauce? check the basket in the trunk. charger? which phone do u have.

knox's iphone screen is shattered beyond use, i'm talking like chunks of glass actively fall out of his phone screen but he refuses to replace it bc he still has an iphone 6 and refuses to give up his home button. literally no one even understands how he reads Anything on his screen...it's half green lines

cameron is anti apple products. hates anything and everything apple makes...always complaining about how stupid airpods are, the terrible iphone camera quality, and how slow macbooks are even though no one gaf. always the green text bubble. Always the green text bubble.

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modern!poets headcanons

charlie never being the designated driver because he invokes the fear of god into everyone the moment he sits in the driver's seat

todd has a letterboxd account that he takes way too seriously. christopher nolan fanboy

knox refuses to drink water because "it tastes bad" and instead drinks a steady diet of coke zero and dr. pepper... u know his pee is radioactive yellow

neil is known to never text back and the only way u will ever get information to him is by calling him. texting is too ""impersonal"" or whatever tf neil likes to make up that week when he misses an entire dead poets gathering bc he NEVER checks his texts

meeks has 40k unread emails... no one knows what they are or who they come from

cameron has no social media whatsoever.. its an empty instagram page with one post from middle school. he follow approximately 20 people

pitts lowkey is tiktok famous because he did the go whiteboy dance Once and people ate that shit up... he just has so much silly whiteboy energy

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i think its really cute how every few months i'll get a burst of likes because people are discovering dps for the first time :')

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thinking really hard about how todd and neil are the perfect bffs to pull an all nighter to cram for exams with!! neil gets delusional giggly after 4am and laughs at absolutely Everything and Anything. todd is half asleep past 12am but refuses to leave the study table because he insists on providing "moral support" (via snoring LMAO which definitely makes neil laugh so hard he almost turns purple)

post all nighter!neil whining about how stupid staying up was even though he will always be the first to agree to another all nighter study session.

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meeks will literally buy anything his friends like in bulk just because. it's like his love language. he overhears todd saying that he loves tangerines bam 20 sacks of tangerines appear the next day

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i think neil perry would try really really hard to be the person everyone emotionally depends on. maybe it fills some of the gaps in his own life.

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just thinking about how neil perry is the type of guy to gift you a thoroughly annotated book he made. it would be either one of his all time favorite classics or one of your all time favorites that he's never read before

it takes him weeks to annotate each chapter, and he has to do it in multiple sittings which allows you to see the range of hand writings neil has. from messy scribbles in the margins to perfectly written notes between the lines of text.

everything done in the same pen. he circles words that stand out to him and leaves "haha"s when he finds something amusing.

he would do little drawings in the free spaces and leave mini letters on the front and back cover. if he had extra time, he would make a one-of-a-kind bookmark specifically for that book.

neil is the guy to make really intimate and personal gifts for his friends :') every gift oozes with his personality and it's like a little piece of neil perry lives in every gift he has given

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charlie dalton totally lets you doodle on his arms in permanent marker every single time you ask ... even if all you end up drawing is a penis half the time.

sometimes he even asks you to draw something; especially on their bad days, they like sitting by you and watching you scribble away on his arms

they like looking over at his arm during trigonometry to see your little doodles of butterflies and smiley faces. or maybe a tree and some bees on top of a hill.

maybe one day in the future he gets one of your little doodles tattooed on his arm in the exact same place you drew it several years ago.

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stephen meeks: the boy !!

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this entrance this mf entrance i cannot handle this

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TODD ⁉️⁉️ i actually love the dps bots theyre all so fun

let's talk about how todd anderson would deck the fuck out of anyone who disrespects you because i strongly believe in this!! todd is a shooter for his friends

charlie would too, but it wouldn't be nearly as surprising as the todd anderson throwing a punch so hard you could hear an audible crack when his fist connects with someone's nose.

i think it's because todd surpresses so many emotions, eventually a snide remark towards any one of his friends is enough to trigger such a visceral response

if todd can't stand up for himself on a regular basis, the least he thinks he could do is stand up for his friends

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NEIL??? OMG HELLO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! i hope youre doing well ^-^

let's talk about how todd anderson would deck the fuck out of anyone who disrespects you because i strongly believe in this!! todd is a shooter for his friends

charlie would too, but it wouldn't be nearly as surprising as the todd anderson throwing a punch so hard you could hear an audible crack when his fist connects with someone's nose.

i think it's because todd surpresses so many emotions, eventually a snide remark towards any one of his friends is enough to trigger such a visceral response

if todd can't stand up for himself on a regular basis, the least he thinks he could do is stand up for his friends

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let's talk about how todd anderson would deck the fuck out of anyone who disrespects you because i strongly believe in this!! todd is a shooter for his friends

charlie would too, but it wouldn't be nearly as surprising as the todd anderson throwing a punch so hard you could hear an audible crack when his fist connects with someone's nose.

i think it's because todd surpresses so many emotions, eventually a snide remark towards any one of his friends is enough to trigger such a visceral response

if todd can't stand up for himself on a regular basis, the least he thinks he could do is stand up for his friends

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this makes me feel so warm and fuzzy hehe

Each of the guys from The Dead Poets Society would be the perfect boyfriends for different scenarios

Neil is the perfect boyfriend for scream-singing musicals with at 3 am

Todd is the perfect boyfriend for just spending the whole day cuddling on the couch/bed (his head would definitely be on your chest or in your lap so you can play with his hair)

Meeks is the perfect boyfriend for rambling about things you like

Pitts is the perfect boyfriend for stealing sweatshirts because he’s so fucking tall

Charlie a.k.a Nuwanda is the perfect boyfriend for making you laugh (he would tell you jokes and flirt with you if you were having a bad day just to see you smile)

Knox is the perfect boyfriend for romantic things (he would definitely write you poems and get you flowers just because he was thinking of you)

Cameron is the perfect boyfriend for just talking (if you need a boyfriend to just sit and listen while you rant, I feel like Cameron would be great for that)

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rage of the malewife (aka safe passage, 1994)