jupiterflower16
Random Thoughts
Post about thoughts I have randomly throughout the day. It's a good way to vent when you don't actually want to talk to people. 1997.
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People who write het are lucky, they don’t have to constantly struggle with distinguishing whose actions are whose between two characters who use the same pronoun
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calling all dumb bitches take this quiz to find out which absolute moron from classic literature are you?
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MITSURI 🧡
鬼滅の刃 HASHIRA TRAINING ARC: Ep. 05: I Even Ate Demons...
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Excuse me, angelic shorty, I would like to pay your rent this month. Would $100,000 cover it?
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Megumi: I wanna be a cool, unshakable asshole but instead I do one nice thing for an old lady and have to struggle not to cry when she thanks me.
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the obsolescence of brb and gtg and afk is like…. highly depressing as a concept. in 2007 you could literally walk away from the internet. and i know we can all just put our phones down whenever we want to but i have not felt truly away from keyboard in like a decade
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I keep seeing people use this image as a reaction to people's original posts:
Which I think is really incorrect, because with an original post they haven't come up to ur window, u've come up to their window.
So I made this, as a more accurate reaction for original posts:
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the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays
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I hate canon Bruce Wayne hitting his kids so how does he discipline them WITHOUT abuse?
(where's that post about how anything can be a punishment if you frame it as one)
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Dick: *breaks the chandelier while swinging from it*
Bruce: *hands him a broom*
Dick: Yeah that's fair.
Bruce: Also you have to use the Batman plate at dinner.
Dick: Please no, I hate that plate.
Bruce: You should've thought about that before.
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Tim: *logs into the Batcomputer without permission*
Bruce: And what do you think you're doing?
Tim: I know I've been benched but I just need to—
Bruce: Sit.
Tim: *sits down*
Bruce: *puts on The Bee Movie*
Bruce: If you insist on being down here while injured, then you're gonna watch this in its entirety.
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Cass: *blinks*
Bruce: And you think that's an excuse?
Cass: *blinks*
Bruce: We're going for a drive and I'm picking the music.
Cass: *blinks*
Bruce: Maybe you'll take this as a lesson.
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Jason: *causes a crime scene*
Jason: Go ahead, punish me. I'll still be right.
Bruce: *takes out a marker*
Bruce: *draws a mustache on Jason's helmet*
Bruce: It'll wash off in three weeks.
Jason: WHAT?!
Bruce: Actions have consequences.
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Steph: *breaks protocol*
Bruce: Go change your cape in the car.
Steph: That's not fair!
Bruce: That's the rule.
Steph: *grumbles and puts on a cape that's a slightly different shade of purple from the rest of her suit*
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Duke: *sneaks in after curfew*
Bruce: *flicks the light on*
Bruce: Do you know what time it is?
Duke: I can explain—
Bruce: Yogurt. Now.
Duke: But I don't want yogurt.
Bruce: I don't care. Go eat a cup of yogurt and think about what you did.
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Damian: *drops his fork at dinner*
Damian: Fuck.
Bruce: *pulls out a straw*
Damian: You wouldn't.
Bruce: *takes a sip of Damian's drink*
Damian: I hate this family.
Dick, eating off the Bat-plate: You and me both.
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