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Someone who has never played Animal Crossing: So all you do is pick up seashells and catch fish?

Me:

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harry styles could climb out of a sewer and his fans would be like look at my precious rat baby he is so cute 🥺 😭

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ok i’ll say it …….i need affection ….ok damn

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me: i love harry so much he is a sweet and kind and i would die if i met him he is the light of my life my everything my hope my dreams my aspirations he deserves the world and love and flowers and a nice charcuterie plate and to frolic in an open field and a nice cable knit sweater and-

harry:

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harry got a big head, big heart and a big ****

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the sex ed guide your parents didn't give you

how to put a condom on

where to get free birth control

the hymen debunked 

cleaning your vibrators 

how to avoid pressures

signs you may be pregnant

safe guide to anal sex

all about dental dams

disabled sexual resources

what is hiv?

feminist porn

female ejaculation

fisting 101

communication during sex

setting sexual boundaries

bdsm vs abuse

lube during sex

the clitoris

sex education games

understanding gender

what to do if your nudes were leaked

intersex

sexual consent

all about masturbation

tips for your first time

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Stormzy’s speech about Harry @ Electric Ballroom

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Friendly reminder how to actually use band aids on fingertips because we see people doing it wrong all the time.

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scotty! can’t you see? you’re the guy i wish i could be. your stories, your drawRings, and all of your books, i’d take it all over my good looks! the pressure to be the coolest in class, it’s not worth it and i know it won’t last and YES. i’ve had sex and it feels great. the girl’s body, the butt, the shape it’s AMAZING. a ride like no other except for when you’re hanging with your brother— but back to sex, such a good feeling. call me pig boy cos you know i’ll be squealing. back to you, number one big bro. i love you scotty, just had to let you know!

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Harry Styles for Rolling Stone magazine. Photographed by Ryan McGinley.

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ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

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i bet harry circles your clit like he did with the glass of water in the recent gucci video

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everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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my mom……..strongest person in the world

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me: wants to play multiple instruments, create art, speak multiple languages, etc.

me: lays on the floor face down for an hour instead

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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)