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Did you write this yourself?

Answer: yes I did

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Wow

Somehow people still have the nerve to plagiarize from me, word for fucking word. Pity the fool who can’t use a single brain cell to think up something original. I hope they all get exactly what they deserve.

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I am both of these photos 😂

shout out to women who don’t wear make up im in love with you all

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I am an old sage…listen closely to my wisdom before my soul withers away…

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this blog hates donald trump

I’ll reblog every time I see it

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August 24, 2019

Life update: My throat is itchy. I can't stop coughing. It is so fucking hot in my room. I can't concentrate on homework. I can't stop procrastinating. I am annoyed. Also someone please send me some good and fluffy drarry fanfic please and thank you.

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August 12, 2019

Today is my first day of school. It's been pretty chill so far except now shit is getting ridiculous. The front office printed 30+ schedules with the classroom G207 on it and no one knows where it is. The teacher doesnt even know where it is. Now there are 3 janitors and 2 school executives who are looking for it on a map. It doesnt exist, it's never existed and none of them have realized it yet. Smh how does a school magically make up a room for kids to go to?? Like what???

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This is cuteeeee, do ittttt @smilelkeyoumeanit

Picrew!

Use this to make yourself, and tag a friend!

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August 3, 2019

I woke up to people asking me if I was okay. Texts and calls and Snapchat messages and Instagram notifications bombarded my phone because dozens of people thought I was at the mall.

The mall of all places.

Today in my city there was a mass shooting. Twenty people dead, dozens more injured. I woke up to an active shooter hunting for people in a mall.

Tell me when's the last time you were scared shitless by someone not answering a text? I still can't get my heart to beat like normal yet.

One of my closest friends had to be escorted out of a dressing room by the police and FBI with her hands up. And I cried when I found out. She could have been shot, she could have been killed. She could have been dead.

How dare this outsider drive nine fucking hours to come to my mall and shoot at my friends and my family and my neighbors.

Fuck this.

We went from being the SAFEST CITY in AMERICA to the DEADLIEST MASS SHOOTING THIS YEAR AND 8TH DEADLIEST MASS SHOOTING IN AMERICA.

TWENTY PEOPLE ARE DEAD.

TWENTY SIX ARE INJURED.

There were still dead people on the floor of our Walmart just a couple of hours ago.

Fuck everyone who thinks we dont need gun control in America.

THERE HAVE BEEN 250 MASS SHOOTING IN THE 215 DAYS OF 2019!

How can you not see the issue?

FUCK YOU AND YOUR "THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS" TRUMP YOU CAN'T BRING TWENTY PEOPLE BACK TO LIFE WITH YOUR GODDAMNED "THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS"!

THIS BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS AFTER YOU ALLOWED RACISM IN THE COUNTRY AND EVEN PROMOTED IT YOURSELF!

YOUR WALL CAN'T SAVE US IF THE THREAT COMES FROM WITHIN!

YOUR WALL CAN'T SAVE US FROM YOUR FOLLOWERS!

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July 31, 2019

existential crisis update:

everyone has gotten their schedules online. i however do not exist and am invalid according to their student portal. the one time i did manage to log in i just didn't have a schedule.

what the fuck

even my about-to-be-freshman sister has a damn schedule

-_-

i am salty how am i supposed to prepare for my suffering if i don't know how it's going to be happening

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July 27, 2019

this shit is getting too real, i don't want to be a junior idk anythingggg. WHO LET ME HAVE A DRIVERS LICENSE WTFFFFF?? WHAT EVEN IS A CAR WHAT?? I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HUMAN AHHHHH!! i have 2 weeks to get my life together and i can't even find my computer charger, i am literally going to have to burn my room to clean it, anyone have any matches???

i'm fine.

ʘ‿ಥ

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Do you ever just...

find out your hella nerdy uncle who plays video games is actually some YouTube famous gamer who people made conspiracy videos over because he stopped posting or...is that just me...

it's been an interesting day...

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...hi again

I havent been on here in what feels life forever...I'm glad people still comment and share my gen z poem but I sometimes regret sharing it bc of all the plagiarism I've had to deal with. Anyway I'll probably be using this as a complaining platform seeing as that's what I'm good at ✌🏼

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ATTENTION PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I think i have it now and i appreciate it.

I’ve just made a bet against my Dad that if this post gets 2 million notes then i can get a Puppy. [like the one underneath]

I didn’t realise how much 2 million was and i couldn’t take that number down now. It should look like 2,000,000 in the notes bar.

He’s convinced that this will never reach that number, and very confident about it so Let’s prove him wrong!! He thinks this will get about 25 notes beofre it’s left in the dust.

You don’t have to do it for me. But for the point and to prove him wrong. He has to pay and everything so let’s make him suffer with it!!

I’m counting on you!!!

Remember it’s 2,000,000!

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My health is actually failing.

I’m not being dramatic when I say I could die If I don’t get the medical help I need. READ THIS

https://www.gofundme.com/6bo0xo8?pc=ot_co_dashboard_a&rcid=4034d4df2f5245c3b6d7fc8a29601316

I need to have access to good health care. I’m chronically ill with horrible and scary diseases. I’ve already almost died three times, and have been on my death bed twice.

I’m in and out of hospitals constantly.

I NEED HELP. I NEED TO LEAVE AND MOVE IN ORDER TO SURVIVE!!! Please fucking help me.

Boost my links, donate whatever! I’m grateful for anything !!

I don’t want to die. I’ve been fighting for my life since I was 16. I’m taking my health seriously and using the little bit of energy that I have to get shit done.

I’m honestly only asking for the bare minimum of what I need to move, and pay for my medical shit. That’s all.

PLEASE DONATE OR BOOST MY LINKS!!!!!!

NOW IS THE TIME TO SHOW YOUR SUPPORT AND BE AN ALLY !

https://www.paypal.me/YvesOrage

PLEASE READ AND SHARE MY GOFUNDME!! REPOST, & REBLOG!! Copy and paste my links & story and share on ALL your social media’s (twitter, Facebook, tumblr and Instagram!!!!) it helps me so much ! Using PayPal is a direct way to help me but also getting my story out there helps as well and is so important !!

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Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books

Help me prove a point

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Hi help me thank you

So writing a story need some drama for the plot soooooooo tell me some of your ideas/ reasons for the following:

Why would someone hate a person they'd never met?

If three close friends fell for the same person, what would (be the worst thing to) happen? Especially if the person is oblivious to it.

What's the worst betrayal someone close to you could pull?

If people were fighting over you for any reason what would you do?

You have a chance to be famous but you are hiding from people what would you do?