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little goobers

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Love wins

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Jeff. Jeff the URL. Jeff you know what I’m going to say.

At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. 

Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.

"This is so embarrassing," the woman says, and she pops her eye back in place. "I'm sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?" He nods.

The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds they have a lot in common. He gets her phone number and asks, "You are the most charming woman I've ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."

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Help me I can't stop playing lightners live

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the prophecy gets real specific

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it was worth a try

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The air Kragles with anything but freedom

Your joints stiffen

The world is still, like everything was locked in place.

Your mind stiffens

It’s Tuesday

Your SOUL stiffens

It’s just business…

The smell of coins cutting plastic fills the air

Lord Business is admiring what will never change again

Lord Business’s evil power will be unlimited

Mike where are my paaaaaants

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Parking the goat

Original audio click [HERE]

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Any day now

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The Original starwalker Vs The Virgin Rouxls

Toby Fox: "Damn, this plotline I've written could potentially be read as polyphobic. If only there was someone who could help convey that the problem in this relationship wasn't the polyamory but just the fact that Rouxls Kaard sucks and nobody likes him"

The Original Starwalker:

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I have finished deltarune chapters 3&4 and I must say it was a face-meltingly good showing, enjoy this round boy on your dash

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Lesser dad

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This is his third divorce this week

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Goner Maker